Damn, what a concept. Fuck yourself through time and space to create an awkward moment no one could ever have seen coming.

Alright, this next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So, word of advice: If you meet yourself on the testing track, don't make eye contact. Lab boys tell me that'll wipe out time. Entirely. Forward and backward! So do both of yourselves a favor and just let that handsome devil go about his business.

She literally fucked herself over.

Fuck yourself in a time as you started to be in a sex loop

what happens when you stick your willy in it and the hole is cold

0alex0fox0 said:
Alright, this next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So, word of advice: If you meet yourself on the testing track, don't make eye contact. Lab boys tell me that'll wipe out time. Entirely. Forward and backward! So do both of yourselves a favor and just let that handsome devil go about his business.

Cave Johnson out.

33% chance of waking yourself up at night.

yeetlad44 said:
what happens when you stick your willy in it and the hole is cold

N e c r o p h i l i a .

diamondized said:
N e c r o p h i l i a .

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yeetlad44 said:
what happens when you stick your willy in it and the hole is cold

panic. alot.

Just make sure you're not doing anything important or in public for the day you set it for

yeetlad44 said:
what happens when you stick your willy in it and the hole is cold

https://staticr1.blastingcdn.com/media/photogallery/2020/5/18/os/b_1200x675/90-day-fiance-big-ed-allegedly-again-insults-roses-bad-breath-image-source-tlc-youtube-screenshot_2463441.jpg

Now THAT'S thinking with portals!

never in my life would i think id see "non-euclidean masturbation" in the tags of a post-

Or as a tag...

yeetlad44 said:
what happens when you stick your willy in it and the hole is cold

or even better, you stick your dick in, and it BURNS OFF due to your body being cremated!
god that got dark fast lol

Wow... You could make a movie out of this.

yeetlad44 said:
what happens when you stick your willy in it and the hole is cold

What happens when you pull it out and it’s covered in ash

IDEA: hook it up to an automatic pumping dildo and then you instantly have you being fucked forever

Idea, set it to just a few minutes in the future so that you can ride out the orgasm with a victory lap of getting fucked uncontrollably.

yeetlad44 said:
what happens when you stick your willy in it and the hole is cold

test shorter periods to find when that point happens, congrats, you know the time of your own death, but not that cause. anxiety is fun, right?