I like this

He isn't even disappointed until she tells him she isn't sharing

No snacks :(

ubaresc said:
He isn't even disappointed until she tells him she isn't sharing

Would you be fully disappointed if Snacks show up instead off lizard-boobies, especially if you didn’t even expected to see boobs on lizards before meeting her?

lol :D

Reality is often dissapointing.

ubaresc said:
He isn't even disappointed until she tells him she isn't sharing

The greatest tragedy.

Objectively the worst timeline