Because you look cuter in shorts? :p

With how much you're wagging, I think you like the shorts more~

Because you can totally rock the Tomboy look. You look great!

Because of budget cuts

"I did but you said it was too girly."

but fer real it's probly bltzo deterring males

Moar loona pup please!

And cover your beautiful flat chest? Yeah.... don't want that.

As a wise woman once said: "a flat chest is a status symbol."