Don't worry Moxxie, you might be too big for Millie but I'm sure there's a certain hellhound that would be a perfect fit.

Loona getting second thoughts… Heh!

Big dick Moxie

lerekek said:
And why don't you two adopt a baby?

who said anything about trying to reproduce?

If you have ears and a tail
It will fit inside, without fail
Internal organs, move aside!
It's time for a big-meat ride!

It's not about love in your eyes
It's all about the penis size
Romantic dreams must sadly shatter
It seems that only girth will matter

Loona's not about who cares
It's all about the size she dares
Well, maybe just a tiny bit
Of emotion, perhaps of wit

BUT

The squeal is real, she will not fake it
Worry not, for she CAN take it.

My man Moxxie suffering from success

If I said I had a big dong to a girl she would have kicked me in the nuts by now

weaselsmasher said:
If you have ears and a tail
It will fit inside, without fail
Internal organs, move aside!
It's time for a big-meat ride!

It's not about love in your eyes
It's all about the penis size
Romantic dreams must sadly shatter
It seems that only girth will matter

Loona's not about who cares
It's all about the size she dares
Well, maybe just a tiny bit
Of emotion, perhaps of wit

BUT

The squeal is real, she will not fake it
Worry not, for she CAN take it.

oi,shakespeare-

weaselsmasher said:
If you have ears and a tail
It will fit inside, without fail
Internal organs, move aside!
It's time for a big-meat ride!

It's not about love in your eyes
It's all about the penis size
Romantic dreams must sadly shatter
It seems that only girth will matter

Loona's not about who cares
It's all about the size she dares
Well, maybe just a tiny bit
Of emotion, perhaps of wit

BUT

The squeal is real, she will not fake it
Worry not, for she CAN take it.

What a beautiful piece of literature. +1

zombieman87 said:
Don't worry Moxxie, you might be too big for Millie but I'm sure there's a certain hellhound that would be a perfect fit.

w0lfb3at5 said:
Loona getting second thoughts… Heh!

Last panel: The way she's blushing, I'd say Loona is getting horny.

weaselsmasher said:
If you have ears and a tail
It will fit inside, without fail
Internal organs, move aside!
It's time for a big-meat ride!

It's not about love in your eyes
It's all about the penis size
Romantic dreams must sadly shatter
It seems that only girth will matter

Loona's not about who cares
It's all about the size she dares
Well, maybe just a tiny bit
Of emotion, perhaps of wit

BUT

The squeal is real, she will not fake it
Worry not, for she CAN take it.

bro im playing the tombsong jinle with this💜😭

james4040 said:
Last panel: The way she's blushing, I'd say Loona is getting horny.

I'd say both, she's getting scaroused.

so this is the hell sick joke of a cursed blessing i guess? since there are people who want to have a big penis to have more sex but fail to realize that they will become physically incapable of doing that.

This just makes Millie seem like so much more of a sweet heart! X3

weaselsmasher said:
If you have ears and a tail
It will fit inside, without fail
Internal organs, move aside!
It's time for a big-meat ride!

It's not about love in your eyes
It's all about the penis size
Romantic dreams must sadly shatter
It seems that only girth will matter

Loona's not about who cares
It's all about the size she dares
Well, maybe just a tiny bit
Of emotion, perhaps of wit

BUT

The squeal is real, she will not fake it
Worry not, for she CAN take it.

As an English teacher, I approve of this.

I understand everything that's happening so far.

But why's it raining in hell though?

Honestly this should be canon.

Big penis problems, once again. 😔

kirbruh said:
I understand everything that's happening so far.

But why's it raining in hell though?

To my knowledge Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel are based roughly around the nine circles of Hell, there being only seven rings of Hell in the lore, these rings all have there own ecosystem such as the Wraith ring which has farms that make up the food for both Sinners and natives of Hell. The Pride ring home of the Sinners are also where Helluva Boss's business is based. Sinners of Hell are immortal and can die only to dehydration, hunger and Exorcist weapons, the lack of blood plus amount of blood that probably enters the Pride ring from all the Sinners could very much possibly be a main source of water, ninety percent of human blood at least is water so every time someone is sent to Hell its possible any blood spilled is evaporated even more so dependent on temperature, That has just made me think of a new mod idea for Oxygen not Included. In several scenes clouds can also be seen in the sky and the reference Charlie makes on chasing rainbows would suggest ether seeing one or being taught about them Charlie being native to Hell and the hotel being on Pride.

foxywilde said:
As an English teacher, I approve of this.

There are teachers on this site???

FAT COCK SYNDROME

Normally I don't do Moxxie X Loona, but given where I think this is going, I can totally make an exception

Is it possible to stuff it in while its a bit soft and let it grow inside similar to a canine penis but without a knot?

You do a lovely Loona

zombieman87 said:
Don't worry Moxxie, you might be too big for Millie but I'm sure there's a certain hellhound that would be a perfect fit.

Goooooood this is just so good to be true!

Oh, that's why he was so afraid when Millie said he's not good with his hands

"I have a very big penis..."
I love his look of annoyance as he stares out the window. Not even embarrassed to talk about it, just upset about this fact about himself.

Moxxie: you're next line is "bullshit, let me see it".

darthmaul1999 said:
There are teachers on this site???

Why so surprised? We have a life outside of work.

No doubt why everyone wants a bit of moxxi

Yes cuz I've very blantly said out loud I have a very big Pengas

I'm betting that next page, Loona jumps his bones.

james4040 said:
I'm betting that next page, Loona jumps his bones.

Hi there! I'm from the future (AKA patreon) and unfortunately this isn't the case. But it's getting close. :)

I can always get women back to my apartment when I tell them I have an 18 inch donkey dick, but I can't get them to stop screaming when I pull it out of my freezer.

zombieman87 said:
Hi there! I'm from the future (AKA patreon) and unfortunately this isn't the case. But it's getting close. :)

OK;can't wait to see what happens next.

I hope it was not a spoiler😅

weaselsmasher said:
If you have ears and a tail
It will fit inside, without fail
Internal organs, move aside!
It's time for a big-meat ride!

It's not about love in your eyes
It's all about the penis size
Romantic dreams must sadly shatter
It seems that only girth will matter

Loona's not about who cares
It's all about the size she dares
Well, maybe just a tiny bit
Of emotion, perhaps of wit

BUT

The squeal is real, she will not fake it
Worry not, for she CAN take it.

i think we just found modern furry Shakespeare

weaselsmasher said:
If you have ears and a tail
It will fit inside, without fail
Internal organs, move aside!
It's time for a big-meat ride!

It's not about love in your eyes
It's all about the penis size
Romantic dreams must sadly shatter
It seems that only girth will matter

Loona's not about who cares
It's all about the size she dares
Well, maybe just a tiny bit
Of emotion, perhaps of wit

BUT

The squeal is real, she will not fake it
Worry not, for she CAN take it.

Perfection

Big dick problems

M o r e

Can't wait for the next page of this

“I have a…I have a very big penis.” The look he gives when he says that can easily be a meme. Even how he says it is meme like.

weaselsmasher said:
If you have ears and a tail
It will fit inside, without fail
Internal organs, move aside!
It's time for a big-meat ride!

It's not about love in your eyes
It's all about the penis size
Romantic dreams must sadly shatter
It seems that only girth will matter

Loona's not about who cares
It's all about the size she dares
Well, maybe just a tiny bit
Of emotion, perhaps of wit

BUT

The squeal is real, she will not fake it
Worry not, for she CAN take it.

Damn. Iambic Pentameter and everything.

darthmaul1999 said:
There are teachers on this site???

Sus.

Well, I’ll be damned.

greedy_lion said:
Moxxie: you're next line is "bullshit, let me see it".

bullshit, let me see it.
NANI?

weaselsmasher said:
If you have ears and a tail
It will fit inside, without fail
Internal organs, move aside!
It's time for a big-meat ride!

It's not about love in your eyes
It's all about the penis size
Romantic dreams must sadly shatter
It seems that only girth will matter

Loona's not about who cares
It's all about the size she dares
Well, maybe just a tiny bit
Of emotion, perhaps of wit

BUT

The squeal is real, she will not fake it
Worry not, for she CAN take it.

This really is beautiful.
The greatest porn poetry I ever witnessed.

if they had been furries that wouldn't matter

D:
remember this was funny, not my fault this thing works with everything showing up in the comic :P

weaselsmasher said:
If you have ears and a tail
It will fit inside, without fail
Internal organs, move aside!
It's time for a big-meat ride!

It's not about love in your eyes
It's all about the penis size
Romantic dreams must sadly shatter
It seems that only girth will matter

Loona's not about who cares
It's all about the size she dares
Well, maybe just a tiny bit
Of emotion, perhaps of wit

BUT

The squeal is real, she will not fake it
Worry not, for she CAN take it.

Nice poem

The :D train has stopped at it's final station.

Now the poets are boarding.

Having a very big penis is very haram, be like me, I have a very big collection of blu-ray's of Zack Snyder films.

If Richard Horvitz voiced "I have a very big penis," as Moxxie...well, I don't know what I would do.

ellen_musk said:
Big penis problems, once again. 😔

I mean Hot Dogging and Fellatio is not off the table, technically.

weaselsmasher said:
If you have ears and a tail
It will fit inside, without fail
Internal organs, move aside!
It's time for a big-meat ride!

It's not about love in your eyes
It's all about the penis size
Romantic dreams must sadly shatter
It seems that only girth will matter

Loona's not about who cares
It's all about the size she dares
Well, maybe just a tiny bit
Of emotion, perhaps of wit

BUT

The squeal is real, she will not fake it
Worry not, for she CAN take it.

That has got to be the funniest poem I've ever read. Thank you, good sir.

weaselsmasher said:
If you have ears and a tail
It will fit inside, without fail
Internal organs, move aside!
It's time for a big-meat ride!

It's not about love in your eyes
It's all about the penis size
Romantic dreams must sadly shatter
It seems that only girth will matter

Loona's not about who cares
It's all about the size she dares
Well, maybe just a tiny bit
Of emotion, perhaps of wit

BUT

The squeal is real, she will not fake it
Worry not, for she CAN take it.

I favorites just to find this again later.

You live in hell, I assume you're aware that there's more kinds of sex than that.
ffs moxxie

You know Moxxie...hellhounds are significantly larger than most imps...

And that's why Millie pegs him instead.

bigbaddawg said:
And that's why Millie pegs him instead.

I scrolled down to make sure someone had said this, so thank you.

weaselsmasher said:
If you have ears and a tail
It will fit inside, without fail
Internal organs, move aside!
It's time for a big-meat ride!

It's not about love in your eyes
It's all about the penis size
Romantic dreams must sadly shatter
It seems that only girth will matter

Loona's not about who cares
It's all about the size she dares
Well, maybe just a tiny bit
Of emotion, perhaps of wit

BUT

The squeal is real, she will not fake it
Worry not, for she CAN take it.

A masterpiece

wolf7 said:
If I said I had a big dong to a girl she would have kicked me in the nuts by now

If just get a big laugh.

weaselsmasher said:
If you have ears and a tail
It will fit inside, without fail
Internal organs, move aside!
It's time for a big-meat ride!

It's not about love in your eyes
It's all about the penis size
Romantic dreams must sadly shatter
It seems that only girth will matter

Loona's not about who cares
It's all about the size she dares
Well, maybe just a tiny bit
Of emotion, perhaps of wit

BUT

The squeal is real, she will not fake it
Worry not, for she CAN take it.

Whenever life gets you down
Keeps you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you're all out of hope
Down at the end of your rope
And nobody's there to throw you a line
If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry 'bout a thing, got the world on a string
Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues
I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start-a meltin' away
Ba-um-ba
I take a look at my enormous penis, and my happy times are comin' to stay
I got a sing and-a dance when I glance in my pants
I am-a feelin' like a sun-shiney day
I take a look at me enormous pe-he-he-nis
And-a everything is goin' my way

seizureprocedure said:
Whenever life gets you down
Keeps you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you're all out of hope
Down at the end of your rope
And nobody's there to throw you a line
If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry 'bout a thing, got the world on a string
Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues
I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start-a meltin' away
Ba-um-ba
I take a look at my enormous penis, and my happy times are comin' to stay
I got a sing and-a dance when I glance in my pants
I am-a feelin' like a sun-shiney day
I take a look at me enormous pe-he-he-nis
And-a everything is goin' my way

"YUMMMMMMMMMMM"

weaselsmasher said:
If you have ears and a tail
It will fit inside, without fail
Internal organs, move aside!
It's time for a big-meat ride!

It's not about love in your eyes
It's all about the penis size
Romantic dreams must sadly shatter
It seems that only girth will matter

Loona's not about who cares
It's all about the size she dares
Well, maybe just a tiny bit
Of emotion, perhaps of wit

BUT

The squeal is real, she will not fake it
Worry not, for she CAN take it.

If this were the case, he wouldn’t have this problem.

To be perfectly honest... I thought

D:

Was going to turn into

:D

weaselsmasher said:
If you have ears and a tail
It will fit inside, without fail
Internal organs, move aside!
It's time for a big-meat ride!

It's not about love in your eyes
It's all about the penis size
Romantic dreams must sadly shatter
It seems that only girth will matter

Loona's not about who cares
It's all about the size she dares
Well, maybe just a tiny bit
Of emotion, perhaps of wit

BUT

The squeal is real, she will not fake it
Worry not, for she CAN take it.

A fantastic poem, too classic to belong on this site, good sir.

Well, this page didn't age particularly well...

...And no, it's not for the reason you think.

Just use porn logic

foxywilde said:
As an English teacher, I approve of this.

I’ve never laughed harder 😂