Why doesn't he have a butt hole?

johnnybicc said:
Why doesn't he have a butt hole?

The Perfect Evolution of Man™

johnnybicc said:
Why doesn't he have a butt hole?

He's such an efficient and hardworking man that he has no need for a butthole. He simply absorbs all nutrients and makes no waste, saving many days per year that would've been wasted sitting on the toilet. He is truly the peak specimen of humanity.

He boopa the snoot

And cue this appearing on pornsite ads in 3... 2... 1...

This is amazing and actually has a ton of potential tbh

What a lucky lad

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"Lock your doors before you watch..."
"You won't last two minutes when you watch this..."
"Clear your browser after you watch this..."

johnnybicc said:
Why doesn't he have a butt hole?

He's full of shit

r0tt3n-tv said:
He's such an efficient and hardworking man that he has no need for a butthole. He simply absorbs all nutrients and makes no waste, saving many days per year that would've been wasted sitting on the toilet. He is truly the peak specimen of humanity.

swanky_danky said:
He's full of shit

the duality of man

dudepone said:
The Perfect Evolution of Man™

r0tt3n-tv said:
He's such an efficient and hardworking man that he has no need for a butthole. He simply absorbs all nutrients and makes no waste, saving many days per year that would've been wasted sitting on the toilet. He is truly the peak specimen of humanity.

This is actually one of the life goals of murderer in Dean Koontz's Frankenstein - he's trying to achieve being the perfect specimen of man, and believes that part of that is excreting no waste.

auralerotic said:
This is actually one of the life goals of murderer in Dean Koontz's Frankenstein - he's trying to achieve being the perfect specimen of man, and believes that part of that is excreting no waste.

But what happens to fart jokes? Is man truly a man if he isn't laughing at farts?

johnnybicc said:
Why doesn't he have a butt hole?

It's Kim Jong Un