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    MattiasWolf

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    I was looking at pics tagged 'safe sex', and I laughed hard when I saw the thumb for this. It's a bad pun, I know, but it's still funny as hell.

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    user 201577

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    Zodiark.exe said:
    But what if the condoms looked like safes??? Triple safe sex!

    And what if those safes were vaults. Quadruple the safe sex.

    /\ I can see the future of a fallout comment

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    Dirty Muggins

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    CyanTear said:
    Safe sex = sex that won't make babies.

    No... It does not mean what you think it means.

    Safe sex = sex that won't have unwanted consequences, such as but not limited too: STD/Is, bleeding, tearing, conception (possibly), etc. It means not conceiving, yes, but it also means using a condom for anal so you won't get excrement in your urethra. It means not being tied up for too long to prevent blood pooling, and getting massaged a bit after a bondage session to return blood flow to normal. It means not ingesting urine from a dehydrated person, or a person with an infection or disease that lives in the urinary tract.

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    Zegger

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    The_Chindogu_One said:
    No... It does not mean what you think it means.

    Safe sex = sex that won't have unwanted consequences, such as but not limited too: STD/Is, bleeding, tearing, conception (possibly), etc. It means not conceiving, yes, but it also means using a condom for anal so you won't get excrement in your urethra. It means not being tied up for too long to prevent blood pooling, and getting massaged a bit after a bondage session to return blood flow to normal. It means not ingesting urine from a dehydrated person, or a person with an infection or disease that lives in the urinary tract.

    Oh... I didn't know it was THAT bad...

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    phantomreader42

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    BudFisk said:
    I think you could mark the rating as "safe"

    It probably should be. "Questionable" at most. There's nothing actually explicit. The doors are still locked.

    The_Chindogu_One said:
    It means not being tied up for too long to prevent blood pooling, and getting massaged a bit after a bondage session to return blood flow to normal.

    That's a safety issue, definitely, but falls more under aftercare

    The_Chindogu_One said:
    It means not ingesting urine from a dehydrated person, or a person with an infection or disease that lives in the urinary tract.

    The infection question is obvious, but why would urine from a dehydrated person be dangerous? Or do I want to know? I ask this from the perspective of a person who has fainted due to dehydration in the past, and now wonders why the fuck that would make my urine any more dangerous than the food poisoning that caused the dehydration in the first place.

    Of course since urine is not actually sterile (though it was believed to be for a while for whatever strange reason), avoiding ingesting it at all would sound like the best bet for safe sex, just like other bodily fluids.

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    loli vulf

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    phantomreader42 said:
    The infection question is obvious, but why would urine from a dehydrated person be dangerous? Or do I want to know?

    About 95% of the water in your blood is recycled back into your body by your kidneys, but the other 5% goes into your urine. If you're already suffering from dehydration, your urine will be even more concentrated than normal and thus will contain more toxins/waste/bad stuff per volume (so 200mL of dehydrated!urine has more bad stuff than 200mL of regular!urine). Which is also why drinking urine is a bad idea in the first place, it's so concentrated that it provides relatively little water compared to the amount of other stuff it puts into your body, thus dehydrating you faster than if you drank nothing at all.

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    Dirty Muggins

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    phantomreader42 [...]but why would urine from a dehydrated person be dangerous?

    ahh, Sorry; don't check "search for myself in comments" often. It's basically what loli vulf said. That is, the urine contains far more waste product than the urine of a well hydrated person, which is already mostly waste product. If it's yellow, it's not a good idea to get in the body, but unless you yourself are in danger of dehydration it's 'safe enough'. Wouldn't recommend, but in the same way I wouldn't recommend biting a raw jalapeno. If it noticeably smells, you should avoid ingesting it because the concentration of the bad stuff the body is trying to filter out can not only be seen, but smelt. Our noses aren't that strong comparative to animals, so if we're smelling potentially dangerous stuff we shouldn't take it into our system. The urine of a dehydrated person contains a potentially dangerous amount of the waste product. I mean, the 'safe' part of it is so small it may as well not be there at all.

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    ceven7

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    my sexed teacher lost a verbal bet and had to show every class this exact image. the bet if the student can prove there is such a thing as safe sex then you have to show everyone, and he did.

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    Flame23eye

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    dirty_muggins said:
    No... It does not mean what you think it means.

    Safe sex = sex that won't have unwanted consequences, such as but not limited too: STD/Is, bleeding, tearing, conception (possibly), etc. It means not conceiving, yes, but it also means using a condom for anal so you won't get excrement in your urethra. It means not being tied up for too long to prevent blood pooling, and getting massaged a bit after a bondage session to return blood flow to normal. It means not ingesting urine from a dehydrated person, or a person with an infection or disease that lives in the urinary tract.

    Why are u getting dislikes you told facts

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    MercenaryX

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    the1togo said:
    Remember kids in these trying times you gotta stay "safe"

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    YOU'RE KILLING ME!

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    RyanDiretex

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    As soon as I seen this I literally started laughing hysterically, this is taking the definition "safe sex" to a literal.

    Amazing.

    e621 is just as effective at serving memes than serving decent yiff for the masses to be satisfied with.

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    DrAccius

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    hamstersexmachine said:
    I think you could mark the rating as "safe"

    No, while those sexy safes are having safe-on-safe sex it wouldn’t be substantially safe to tag it safe, since those safes are still having sex, so explicit while not including an S would be safe.

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    ACatCalledXero

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    There’s a lot of downvoting going on, so I’m going to play it SAFE and avoid saying something that may get me PUN-ished by the people of this image. And no, I didn’t STEEL any of these puns.

    Ok, I’ll leave now

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