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HamsterSexMachine
MemberI think you could mark the rating as "safe"
HamsterSexMachine
Memberhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pun
Shad0wEater
MemberI cracked at this. Cracked as in laughing and cracked as in cracking a safe..
SirAntagonist
MemberBA DUM TSS
Dom8
MemberWhy was the safe in a hurry? *puts on glasses* He had to vault.
NSFW
MemberWhat if they're using comdoms? Double Safe Sex?
user 51051
MemberWhat you did.
It's there.
And I see it.
drglfrgl
MemberI wish we could see the money shot. Cha-Ching!
shutthehellup
MemberHAHAHAHAHA i LOLed
Dapperfox
Member[insert clever safe pun here.]
Dragon3076
MemberAll over you and your safe puns...
I hope you all get pun-ished.
MattiasWolf
MemberI was looking at pics tagged 'safe sex', and I laughed hard when I saw the thumb for this. It's a bad pun, I know, but it's still funny as hell.
MegaBlips
Memberi cannot steel this.
Officer
MemberFucking beat me to it
some schmuck
MemberHA !!!
CaptainFabulass
MemberThey must have gotten the safe ending
Rater879
MemberAnd "Safe" sex is humorous because these are two "safe"s having sex.
Chessax
PrivilegedI guess you can't have any more safe sex than this.
Zodiark exe
MemberBut what if the condoms looked like safes??? Triple safe sex!
user 201577
MemberAnd what if those safes were vaults. Quadruple the safe sex.
/\ I can see the future of a fallout comment
Arkantolas
MemberPretty sure this could be classified as "safe" and not "questionable".
Calcutta
MemberHmm, maybe it could be a... combination.
Dirty Muggins
MemberNo... It does not mean what you think it means.
Safe sex = sex that won't have unwanted consequences, such as but not limited too: STD/Is, bleeding, tearing, conception (possibly), etc. It means not conceiving, yes, but it also means using a condom for anal so you won't get excrement in your urethra. It means not being tied up for too long to prevent blood pooling, and getting massaged a bit after a bondage session to return blood flow to normal. It means not ingesting urine from a dehydrated person, or a person with an infection or disease that lives in the urinary tract.
phantomreader42
MemberIt probably should be. "Questionable" at most. There's nothing actually explicit. The doors are still locked.
That's a safety issue, definitely, but falls more under aftercare
The infection question is obvious, but why would urine from a dehydrated person be dangerous? Or do I want to know? I ask this from the perspective of a person who has fainted due to dehydration in the past, and now wonders why the fuck that would make my urine any more dangerous than the food poisoning that caused the dehydration in the first place.
Of course since urine is not actually sterile (though it was believed to be for a while for whatever strange reason), avoiding ingesting it at all would sound like the best bet for safe sex, just like other bodily fluids.
loli vulf
MemberAbout 95% of the water in your blood is recycled back into your body by your kidneys, but the other 5% goes into your urine. If you're already suffering from dehydration, your urine will be even more concentrated than normal and thus will contain more toxins/waste/bad stuff per volume (so 200mL of dehydrated!urine has more bad stuff than 200mL of regular!urine). Which is also why drinking urine is a bad idea in the first place, it's so concentrated that it provides relatively little water compared to the amount of other stuff it puts into your body, thus dehydrating you faster than if you drank nothing at all.
Dirty Muggins
Memberahh, Sorry; don't check "search for myself in comments" often. It's basically what loli vulf said. That is, the urine contains far more waste product than the urine of a well hydrated person, which is already mostly waste product. If it's yellow, it's not a good idea to get in the body, but unless you yourself are in danger of dehydration it's 'safe enough'. Wouldn't recommend, but in the same way I wouldn't recommend biting a raw jalapeno. If it noticeably smells, you should avoid ingesting it because the concentration of the bad stuff the body is trying to filter out can not only be seen, but smelt. Our noses aren't that strong comparative to animals, so if we're smelling potentially dangerous stuff we shouldn't take it into our system. The urine of a dehydrated person contains a potentially dangerous amount of the waste product. I mean, the 'safe' part of it is so small it may as well not be there at all.
user 214777
MemberFake
TheBigMess
MemberI think not
MaleSylveon
MemberThis is one of the best things on the site.
ceven7
Membermy sexed teacher lost a verbal bet and had to show every class this exact image. the bet if the student can prove there is such a thing as safe sex then you have to show everyone, and he did.
BooceBungalow
MemberThe internet; the place where shit just happens
ThunderKitten
MemberLoL
XD
DexterTheGreat
MemberProbably wearing a condom too
RassyEyefur
MemberThis is just to good, I almost fell out of bed laughing.
Cyberspacer18
Memberthat would only happen if he's not empty
tenchisamasan
MemberAre you gunna put us on "lock" down?
ArmadilloInAShell
MemberThat's... not what I...
Ok then.
user 374735
MemberWhoever made this is a fucking genius.
Oof Me Daddy
MemberI fapped to this..😶
A Saveli
MemberNow this is a work of art.
Flame23eye
MemberWhy are u getting dislikes you told facts
AetheralMeowstic
BlockedAll your safe are belong to us!
AetheralMeowstic
BlockedI'm firmly anti-Dexit and I don't like your profile picture since it's a "Galarian" species.
MasterTraderJackNone
MemberAlways practice
user 753187
BlockedBadam Tss
HorseCumEnthusiast
Memberpsychonauts anyone?
DeeJayDragon
Member*CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG*
realturboscrub
Memberi hate how i can see among us in this image
peanut butter gurl
MemberBruh unknown artist bruh
THE1ToGo
MemberLemme take a "crack" at it
MercenaryX
MemberWill you guys stop it, I'm laughing so hard my face is hurting.
THE1ToGo
MemberRemember kids in these trying times you gotta stay "safe"
MercenaryX
Member🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
YOU'RE KILLING ME!
Leafielife
MemberTWO SAFES HAVING SE-
SteveMatheus
MemberTWO SAFES HAVING SEX
MY MUSCLES MY MUSCLES INVOLUNTARILY FLEX
BushyTailHugger
MemberThis is an inglorious pun and I love it.
Kitfurcat
MemberLooks like someone is making a deposit
RyanDiretex
MemberAs soon as I seen this I literally started laughing hysterically, this is taking the definition "safe sex" to a literal.
Amazing.
e621 is just as effective at serving memes than serving decent yiff for the masses to be satisfied with.
DrAccius
MemberNo, while those sexy safes are having safe-on-safe sex it wouldn’t be substantially safe to tag it safe, since those safes are still having sex, so explicit while not including an S would be safe.
FurryOnInternet
MemberI'm gonna send this to EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY FRIENDS! MARK MY WORDS...
DarkComet96
MemberYou're not.. you're not much fun are you?
ACatCalledXero
MemberThere’s a lot of downvoting going on, so I’m going to play it SAFE and avoid saying something that may get me PUN-ished by the people of this image. And no, I didn’t STEEL any of these puns.
Ok, I’ll leave now
Yax55
Memberthe profile picture makes this comment even better
GraniteState
MemberStill… https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pun
Thnikkaman97
MemberLMFAO 🤣🤣 This is some funny shit, and the creator should be proud of it!
Paranoidtaren
MemberI love you
A Random Dragon
MemberAngry upvote
But seriously, this is funny
Wavvle
MemberI am putting this in the sex education powerpoint at my work to make the kids crack up
i had to make the joke ok
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