my first reaction to the book

LOL. Good laugh.

Ha

LMAO! I thought this too back in the day.

The fuck is shit, Sam I Am?
Some mucus from your diaphragm?

Will you eat them here or there
Will you eat them anywhere
Will you eat them with a fox, will you eat them in a box

Squir said:
The fuck is shit, Sam I Am?
Some mucus from your diaphragm?

Oh, God. That made my day. We must take the opportunity to re-write all of that book, as a joint effort. PM me.

iwearpants said:
Will you eat them here or there
Will you eat them anywhere
Will you eat them with a fox, will you eat them in a box

Foxbox, Boxfox? :0

SentientMoon said:
Foxbox, Boxfox? :0

Boxcat!?

Kabegami said:
Boxcat!?

RRRAAAUUUGGGGHHH!!! What have you done!

SentientMoon said:
RRRAAAUUUGGGGHHH!!! What have you done!

Something so fuckin hilarious

Someone rewrite Green Eggs and Ham to go like this and I'll make you a rich man once I buy it.

This must have been the original title for the book, only it was too inappropriate for little kids.

Your_typical_idiot said:
This must have been the original title for the book, only it was too inappropriate for little kids.

I could see that

I accidentally made green eggs once... forgot the milk and salt and cooked them for too long. Not sure how they turned green though.

tothemaxx1991 said:
I accidentally made green eggs once... forgot the milk and salt and cooked them for too long. Not sure how they turned green though.

Oxidization.

the artist deserves 200,000,000 internets and my pet Tickles the purple dinosaur

tothemaxx1991 said:
I accidentally made green eggs once... forgot the milk and salt and cooked them for too long. Not sure how they turned green though.

SirAntagonist said:
Oxidization.

Now we need to find out how the Ham turned green.

Renard_Queenston said:
Oh, God. That made my day. We must take the opportunity to re-write all of that book, as a joint effort. PM me.

I wouldn't eat it from a glass,
I wouldn't eat it from your ass.
The fuck is this shit, fucking twat?
Is this a fucking joke or what?

all i can say is XD

How the ham turned green? Ew. I don't think we wanna know, ... but I'd say it's a "science experiment" from the back of someone's fridge. XD

Mousey-Girl said:
How the ham turned green? Ew. I don't think we wanna know, ... but I'd say it's a "science experiment" from the back of someone's fridge. XD

Serious biz goes on back there, Mousey.
Serious biz...

Oh wow XD

Kabegami said:
Boxcat!?

boxpig

Imaderule34 said:
YOU FAAAAAAAILED!!!!WHAT. DOES NOT RYME WITH TWAT!!!
ijeav iuep _iyhufe yu^hswbouygwp iuwehof ho joijojw@@)(u)@*$(&@$y#

WRONG lol what if pronounced like wuaat, which im assuming was the original plan

o3o side note http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R99Bgfp5Pqw

Kabegami said:
Boxcat!?

cheeze9000 said:
boxpig

No! Catbus! See?

Squir said:
I wouldn't eat it from a glass,
I wouldn't eat it from your ass.
The fuck is this shit, fucking twat?
Is this a fucking joke or what?

Imaderule34 said:
YOU FAAAAAAAILED!!!!WHAT. DOES NOT RYME WITH TWAT!!!
ijeav iuep _iyhufe yu^hswbouygwp iuwehof ho joijojw@@)(u)@*$(&@$y#

Try this: The food on this plate looks like someone just shat
To think I would eat this, you are such a twat

Every time i see this picture.. a happy grin comes on my face...

Imaderule34 said:
(-_-)

C'mon give me some credit!...at least more than Squir...

lol.
thats exactly what people think when they see my uploads.
(:

Imaderule34 said:
YOU FAAAAAAAILED!!!!WHAT. DOES NOT RYME WITH TWAT!!!
ijeav iuep _iyhufe yu^hswbouygwp iuwehof ho joijojw@@)(u)@*$(&@$y#

*Hangs up sign "Do not feed the troll"*
Nothing else needs to be said

Imaderule34 said:
*Picks up sign. kills you with it* *walks away*

"RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE"

XxShrikexX said:
"RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE"

Walking dead style or James Bond?

Naughty_Dog'92 said:
Walking dead style or James Bond?

Some retro game with a guy summoned from the dead, by a god, to redeem a goddess or something from what I though was an evil wizard.....of Oz.

XxShrikexX said:
Some retro game with a guy summoned from the dead, by a god, to redeem a goddess or something from what I though was an evil wizard.....of Oz.

Ah! I know this one! You must be talking about "Altered Beast" for the Sega Genesis. I also remember that soundbite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypGxYM3MHqY

Renard_Queenston said:
Oh, God. That made my day. We must take the opportunity to re-write all of that book, as a joint effort. PM me.

I'm still waiting for this. :D

MysticalLucario said:
Ah! I know this one! You must be talking about "Altered Beast" for the Sega Genesis. I also remember that soundbite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypGxYM3MHqY

I still remember the walkthrough: end of first level/world/stage/whatever. After gathering floating balls, running around killing enemies, a giant head pops up out of the ground, sucks ur ballz, and takes off.

iwearpants said:
Will you eat them here or there
Will you eat them anywhere
Will you eat them with a fox, will you eat them in a box

Probably.
Maybe.
Dude, you had me at fox.

XxShrikexX said:
I still remember the walkthrough: end of first level/world/stage/whatever. After gathering floating balls, running around killing enemies, a giant head pops up out of the ground, sucks ur ballz, and takes off.

how the hell did you get to this topic?

IloveMalice said:
how the hell did you get to this topic?

How the fuck am I supposed to know!?

'What The Fuck Is This Shit?'
Exactly what you called it.

Squir said:
I wouldn't eat it from a glass,
I wouldn't eat it from your ass.
The fuck is this shit, fucking twat?
Is this a fucking joke or what?

I loled so hard that... I would prefer not to say what
happened.

The species should be Grinch, I believe. Ted Geisel (Dr. Seuss) once drew one of these creatures with a caption saying that one day he got up and looked in the mirror and observed that he looked like a Grinch. (That was also his license plate, later in his life.)

What indeed...I always wondered if Dr Suse was a little...Off in the head <___<;;;

What does rhyme with twat... slant rhyme, anyways.

Fly-gone said:
What does rhyme with twat... slant rhyme, anyways.

swat, fraught, bot, lot, not, hot, dot, tot, and more?

Fly-gone said:
What does rhyme with twat... slant rhyme, anyways.

Imaderule34 said:
YOU FAAAAAAAILED!!!!WHAT. DOES NOT RYME WITH TWAT!!!
ijeav iuep _iyhufe yu^hswbouygwp iuwehof ho joijojw@@)(u)@*$(&@$y#

Twat can also be pronounced like what. I think it's mainly the British who pronounce it that way, am I right?

Kabegami said:
Boxcat!?

CATBUG! :3

CatDog. Psh. <.<

Squir said:
The fuck is shit, Sam I Am?
Some mucus from your diaphragm?

Nice!

Lol, "What the fuck is this Dr. seuss" nice children's book.

XxShrikexX said:
No! Catbus! See?

I am cat bug

veroxin said:
I am Reptar hear me roar

Too funny

Correct me if I'm wrong plz but I think out of ALL the posts I've seen I think this is the only safe post to go over 100.

XxShrikexX said:
Some retro game with a guy summoned from the dead, by a god, to redeem a goddess or something from what I though was an evil wizard.....of Oz.

that game is called Altered Beast and is a childhood favorite of mine. you're saving the daughter of a god. from an evil wizard with shitty voice acting.

Mrs.Seuss: DINNER!!
Dr.Seuss: Ok.
*walks into kitchen*
Dr.Seuss: Green eggs and ham!?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?

Then he writes a book about it.

He's watching this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM

"I can read it all by myself"

You can only imagine all of the phone calls that child's parents will be recieving when he hits school.

Kabegami said:
Boxcat!?

Boxturtle.
Screw references.

Lol this is just too funny

Sphinx said:
Every time i see this picture.. a happy grin comes on my face...

You and all the other commenters here, including me

XD I expected this to happen at some point...

Lmao when I first saw this book that was the first thought that came to mind

I can feel Dr. Seuss rolling over in his grave right now
LOL

Dat artifacting

veroxin said:
I am cat bug

No puppy cat

XD

I swear to god I heard it in Satan's voice.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SgDZ9LhZ2_g

Squir said:
The fuck is shit, Sam I Am?
Some mucus from your diaphragm?

Squir said:
I wouldn't eat it from a glass,
I wouldn't eat it from your ass.
The fuck is this shit, fucking twat?
Is this a fucking joke or what?

Genius ;-)

Blackphantom770 said:
I can feel Dr. Seuss rolling over in his grave right now
LOL

I sense a disturbance in the Force...

DemonicFuckery said:
I sense a disturbance in the Force...

+ 1 Internet ;-)

Kabegami said:
Boxcat!?

Meow : D

you are supposed to eat that "shit" 's'

it's rotten breakfast!

Try some, try some! You will see!

NO YOU F#CKING @SSHOLE! ARE YOU BLIND! THEY'RE GREEN! GGGGRRRREEEEEEEENNNNN! I DON'T WANT THIS SH#T! TAKE YOUR DAMN DIARRHEA SOMEWHERE ELSE! GOT THAT JACK@SS!

Would you eat them in a box?

I WOULDN'T EAT THEM IF IT MADE ME AN IMMORTAL SEX GOD WITH X-RAY VISION YOU MOTHERF#CKER!

I'm taking that as a possible no?

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING STORYBOOK IS THIS!? HEY KIDS, EAT ANY RANDOM GREEN SH#T SOME RANDOM GUY OFFERS YOU! EVEN WHEN IT LOOKS LIKE HE PULLED IT OUT OF HIS @SS! AND STALKING PEOPLE TO GIVE THEM SH#T THEY DON'T WANT OK! AND WHEN THEY TELL YOU THAT THEY WOULDN'T EAT IT ANYWHERE IN THE F#CKING WORLD IF IT WAS THE LAST F#CKING ONE IN EXISTENCE YOU SHOULD TAKE THEM EVERY LAST F#CKING PLACE ON EARTH TO SEE IF THEY ACTUALLY MEAN IT! DAMN YOU SAM!

You still didn't say no.

I WOULDN'T EAT THEM IN HELL!

♪♫♪ said:
Boxturtle.
Screw references.

Fucking banana spider, bitchezzzzz!!!!

Squir said:
I wouldn't eat it from a glass,
I wouldn't eat it from your ass.
The fuck is this shit, fucking twat?
Is this a fucking joke or what?

I know you made a rhyme but your missing a few words it should go like this:
I will not eat this shit off a glass.
I will not eat this shit off your ass.
What the fuck is this shit, you fucking twat?
Is this some fucking joke? Your a fucking ass!

Anuya said:
my first reaction to the book

xD Mine as well.

SirAntagonist said:
Oxidization.

thats for metal though

chrisfratz said:
thats for metal though

Even apples oxidize.

So much yes.

This is pretty much why he didn't want them in the first place.

Every time i say dr.seuss i will think of this rofal

dragonrump said:
lol.
thats exactly what people think when they see my uploads.
(:

Great, you're making me go see your posts!

I will not eat this on a stick
I will not eat this off your dick
I refuse to eat this from a ladle
I'd rather take your pathetic anal

Jade_Anthelion said:
I accidentally made green eggs once... forgot the milk and salt and cooked them for too long. Not sure how they turned green though.

Did you drop radium in?

SirAntagonist said:
Oxidization.

Mind = Blown

I just have one question for you...

WHAT ARE THOSE?!?!?!

This is so fucking funny😂😂😂

I read every fucking one of these comments

XxShrikexX said:
No! Catbus! See?

XxShrikexX said:
No! Catbus! See?

JaceTheHybrid said:
CATBUG! :3

SunnehBunneh said:
CatDog. Psh. <.<

MONORAIL CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

Ninja40 said:
MONORAIL CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

*insert Simpsons monorail song here.*

https://youtu.be/xhpO_WcR_jE
∆
|
Monorail
Song,
Right
Here

Monorail song

This is my favorite

It's a moldy bread sculpture.
Now eat it.

♪♫♪ said:
Boxturtle.
Screw references.

Paper bag.....

Mighty_Azrael said:
Did you drop radium in?

Maybe he sneezed on it....

Targer said:
Now we need to find out how the Ham turned green.

Its just really really REALLY Rotton

OH shit I just found out that therare things besides porn on the internet. Not really... no... but fur rul dafuq happened to the plate. A steamroller.

Mousey-Girl said:
How the ham turned green? Ew. I don't think we wanna know, ... but I'd say it's a "science experiment" from the back of someone's fridge. XD

Could be meat, could be cake... *reference*

zackman1996 said:
Maybe he sneezed on it....

Eew

Oh my god, this just made my day!!! LOL

Nunya said:
Lol, "What the fuck is this Dr. seuss" nice children's book.

Stay classy, Dr. Seuss. Stay classy.

I like this pic even though Dr. Seuss is died. Sometimes I think this is making fun of good kids writer but this just a joke. Everyone that reads this comment stay awesome bros.

I can't comment after reading every legendary comment here

Nextgenpunkaek said:
I can't comment after reading every legendary comment here

You just did.

Well what is it?

Syderen said:
Well what is it?

No one knows.

Anonymous_super_guy said:

No one knows.

It appears that someone has poured a green substance on 2 eggs and a ham.
Hmm...

chrisfratz said:
thats for metal though

Technically aging is caused by oxidation.

Why the fuck am I still laughing at this shit?

joshymaw said:
I wouldn't eat it from a glass,
I wouldn't eat it from your ass.
The fuck is this shit, fucking twat?
Is this a fucking joke or what?

joshymaw said:
The fuck is shit, Sam I Am?
Some mucus from your diaphragm?

Dongs_Shall_Expand said:
I will not eat this on a stick
I will not eat this off your dick
I refuse to eat this from a ladle
I'd rather take your pathetic anal

I wouldn't eat it in a crack house
I wouldn't eat it with a dead mouse
I wouldn't eat it with a skunk
I wouldn't eat it even if I was blind stinking drunk

The fuck is this shit Sam I am
Why is it my mouth you wish to cram
Get away from me with that nasty shit you little bastard
Now its past eleven a.m. time to get plastered.

This will make thee perfect lock screen wallpaper.

It's green and lumpy, and smells of farts
Like yo momma's lady parts.
Tell me Sam, before I choke,
Is this some sort of fucking joke?!

this picture describes every nerds sex life.

when you first find porn......."WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?"

O gunny

MY GOD DR SEUSS MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!!!

Boner4evaaa said:
when you first find porn......."WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?"

u fukin said the magic word

AWDRG said:
Try some, try some! You will see!

NO YOU F#CKING @SSHOLE! ARE YOU BLIND! THEY'RE GREEN! GGGGRRRREEEEEEEENNNNN! I DON'T WANT THIS SH#T! TAKE YOUR DAMN DIARRHEA SOMEWHERE ELSE! GOT THAT JACK@SS!

Would you eat them in a box?

I WOULDN'T EAT THEM IF IT MADE ME AN IMMORTAL SEX GOD WITH X-RAY VISION YOU MOTHERF#CKER!

I'm taking that as a possible no?

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING STORYBOOK IS THIS!? HEY KIDS, EAT ANY RANDOM GREEN SH#T SOME RANDOM GUY OFFERS YOU! EVEN WHEN IT LOOKS LIKE HE PULLED IT OUT OF HIS @SS! AND STALKING PEOPLE TO GIVE THEM SH#T THEY DON'T WANT OK! AND WHEN THEY TELL YOU THAT THEY WOULDN'T EAT IT ANYWHERE IN THE F#CKING WORLD IF IT WAS THE LAST F#CKING ONE IN EXISTENCE YOU SHOULD TAKE THEM EVERY LAST F#CKING PLACE ON EARTH TO SEE IF THEY ACTUALLY MEAN IT! DAMN YOU SAM!

You still didn't say no.

I WOULDN'T EAT THEM IN HELL!

u just made my day.

XxShrikexX said:
No! Catbus! See?

Noooo, see? It's catNIbus

This is an accurate translation into the language of college students

what the fuck is this shit
I don't like it, not one bit.

Syderen said:
It appears that someone has poured a green substance on 2 eggs and a ham.
Hmm...

Oh no green shit on the eggs and ham were all doomed.

theNAsty0n3 said:
Why the fuck am I still laughing at this shit?

Because it's still funny.

Anonymous_super_guy said:
Oh no green shit on the eggs and ham were all doomed.

Lmao! IT'S POISONOUS!!! Heh heh heh...

Awesome.

Do you really want to know what it is?

Ero-Mon said:
LOL. Good laugh.

your profile pic gives me the same reaction

I DONT KNOW.

Kabegami said:
Boxcat!?

cheeze9000 said:
boxpig

XxShrikexX said:
No! Catbus! See?

Catbug.

Boner4evaaa said:
when you first find porn......."WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?"

That was my reaction to rules 34 and 35.

Its Green eggs and ham, silly xD

My favourite book ever as a child

Ero-Mon said:
LOL. Good laugh.

Yes it was:)

joshymaw said:
The fuck is shit, Sam I Am?
Some mucus from your diaphragm?

joshymaw said:
I wouldn't eat it from a glass,
I wouldn't eat it from your ass.
The fuck is this shit, fucking twat?
Is this a fucking joke or what?

Dongs_Shall_Expand said:
I will not eat this on a stick
I will not eat this off your dick
I refuse to eat this from a ladle
I'd rather take your pathetic anal

Acton98 said:

I wouldn't eat it in a crack house
I wouldn't eat it with a dead mouse
I wouldn't eat it with a skunk
I wouldn't eat it even if I was blind stinking drunk

The fuck is this shit Sam I am
Why is it my mouth you wish to cram
Get away from me with that nasty shit you little bastard
Now its past eleven a.m. time to get plastered.

SapphireSmith9 said:
what the fuck is this shit
I don't like it, not one bit.

Of all things to be green
Why can't it be beans?
What is this garbage, Sam?
I'd rather have spam.

You should know better, dipshit
That this will never be a hit.
Get the fuck away from me, Sam
Before bullets in your cranium, I'll cram
(I can't rhyme for shit, I'm sorry)

So many times when I'm on this site

joshymaw said:
I wouldn't eat it from a glass,
I wouldn't eat it from your ass.
The fuck is this shit, fucking twat?
Is this a fucking joke or what?

Dongs_Shall_Expand said:
I will not eat this on a stick
I will not eat this off your dick
I refuse to eat this from a ladle
I'd rather take your pathetic anal

Acton98 said:

I wouldn't eat it in a crack house
I wouldn't eat it with a dead mouse
I wouldn't eat it with a skunk
I wouldn't eat it even if I was blind stinking drunk

The fuck is this shit Sam I am
Why is it my mouth you wish to cram
Get away from me with that nasty shit you little bastard
Now its past eleven a.m. time to get plastered.

THORONOS said:
Of all things to be green
Why can't it be beans?
What is this garbage, Sam?
I'd rather have spam.

You should know better, dipshit
That this will never be a hit.
Get the fuck away from me, Sam
Before bullets in your cranium, I'll cram
(I can't rhyme for shit, I'm sorry)

I do so like
This green bullshit!
So now I will
Call off the hit

Every... Single... Fucking time.

When i first saw the book

What did you imagine?

EGGS

🤣 XD

Its the good shit

This made me lol

Anuya said:
my first reaction to the book

i ask that question every day

This is fucking amazing. Idk how long I've been laughing by all the comments made by evweryone.\
A FUCking +!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you kidding me

No idea why this is on a site for furry porn and shit but hell im not complaining at all

I never heard about this book!

if only this was an actual book, like a full on parody of green eggs and ham, then my life would be complete.

U guys are gold. Ben lookin at this pic for years (excuse the join date) and its pics like this that realy know how to brighten a guys day

this sht food poisoning

Can relate

And I think to myself

What the fuck is this shit

tarakudo said:
Will you eat them here or there
Will you eat them anywhere
Will you eat them with a fox, will you eat them in a box

Exterp said:
Mrs.Seuss: DINNER!!
Dr.Seuss: Ok.
*walks into kitchen*
Dr.Seuss: Green eggs and ham!?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?

AWDRG said:
Try some, try some! You will see!

NO YOU F#CKING @SSHOLE! ARE YOU BLIND! THEY'RE GREEN! GGGGRRRREEEEEEEENNNNN! I DON'T WANT THIS SH#T! TAKE YOUR DAMN DIARRHEA SOMEWHERE ELSE! GOT THAT JACK@SS!

Would you eat them in a box?

I WOULDN'T EAT THEM IF IT MADE ME AN IMMORTAL SEX GOD WITH X-RAY VISION YOU MOTHERF#CKER!

I'm taking that as a possible no?

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING STORYBOOK IS THIS!? HEY KIDS, EAT ANY RANDOM GREEN SH#T SOME RANDOM GUY OFFERS YOU! EVEN WHEN IT LOOKS LIKE HE PULLED IT OUT OF HIS @SS! AND STALKING PEOPLE TO GIVE THEM SH#T THEY DON'T WANT OK! AND WHEN THEY TELL YOU THAT THEY WOULDN'T EAT IT ANYWHERE IN THE F#CKING WORLD IF IT WAS THE LAST F#CKING ONE IN EXISTENCE YOU SHOULD TAKE THEM EVERY LAST F#CKING PLACE ON EARTH TO SEE IF THEY ACTUALLY MEAN IT! DAMN YOU SAM!

You still didn't say no.

I WOULDN'T EAT THEM IN HELL!

Anonymous_super_guy said:
I know you made a rhyme but your missing a few words it should go like this:
I will not eat this shit off a glass.
I will not eat this shit off your ass.
What the fuck is this shit, you fucking twat?
Is this some fucking joke? Your a fucking ass!

Acton98 said:

I wouldn't eat it in a crack house
I wouldn't eat it with a dead mouse
I wouldn't eat it with a skunk
I wouldn't eat it even if I was blind stinking drunk

The fuck is this shit Sam I am
Why is it my mouth you wish to cram
Get away from me with that nasty shit you little bastard
Now its past eleven a.m. time to get plastered.

BudweiserAngel said:
Of all things to be green
Why can't it be beans?
What is this garbage, Sam?
I'd rather have spam.

You should know better, dipshit
That this will never be a hit.
Get the fuck away from me, Sam
Before bullets in your cranium, I'll cram
(I can't rhyme for shit, I'm sorry)

THIS IS GREAT

Lol ekksdee

Thank you whoever use this pic... I've been dying to find this again!

Anthelion said:
I accidentally made green eggs once... forgot the milk and salt and cooked them for too long. Not sure how they turned green though.

SirAntagonist said:
Oxidization.

Targer said:
Now we need to find out how the Ham turned green.

food coloring

eater-of-porn said:
food coloring

You just pinged my phone for a five year old comment.
*slow clap*

And that doesn't even make sense. Who would inadvertently add something?

What is this fur shit?

Theclarinetist said:
He's watching this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM

how the fuck did you find this?

So who else came back to this pic because DashieXp read this book?

"Sam I mothaf'n am!"

*I Am Sam has entered the chatroom.*

If someone could remake this in sfm wit with those "funny faces" it will make my day

WHERE IS THE MAC N' CHEESE.

Desr lord of the god Iwatani, WHAT THE PUCK IS THAT!?!?!?

Dr. Seuss' reaction after seeing the Netflix series

LupoBianco said:
Dr. Seuss' reaction after seeing the Netflix series

Given Dr. Seuss hated kids and cheated on a cancer-ridden wife, I doubt he would care how the latest live action movies, animated films, or Netflix series went, he'd likely just want the money, and say screw the children.

"what the fuck is this shit" Is my reaction to the entire universe.

placeholder 'protagonist' tag (currently locked) is no longer necessary

awdrg said:
Try some, try some! You will see!

NO YOU F#CKING @SSHOLE! ARE YOU BLIND! THEY'RE GREEN! GGGGRRRREEEEEEEENNNNN! I DON'T WANT THIS SH#T! TAKE YOUR DAMN DIARRHEA SOMEWHERE ELSE! GOT THAT JACK@SS!

Would you eat them in a box?

I WOULDN'T EAT THEM IF IT MADE ME AN IMMORTAL SEX GOD WITH X-RAY VISION YOU MOTHERF#CKER!

I'm taking that as a possible no?

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING STORYBOOK IS THIS!? HEY KIDS, EAT ANY RANDOM GREEN SH#T SOME RANDOM GUY OFFERS YOU! EVEN WHEN IT LOOKS LIKE HE PULLED IT OUT OF HIS @SS! AND STALKING PEOPLE TO GIVE THEM SH#T THEY DON'T WANT OK! AND WHEN THEY TELL YOU THAT THEY WOULDN'T EAT IT ANYWHERE IN THE F#CKING WORLD IF IT WAS THE LAST F#CKING ONE IN EXISTENCE YOU SHOULD TAKE THEM EVERY LAST F#CKING PLACE ON EARTH TO SEE IF THEY ACTUALLY MEAN IT! DAMN YOU SAM!

You still didn't say no.

I WOULDN'T EAT THEM IN HELL!

and here we have the first page!

I saw somebody with this as their profile pick in a comment, it made me stop what I was doing and start laughing.

Shit?

the like to dislike ratio comparing these two photos is crazy lmao

The poems. So. Fucking. Hilarious.

2020 grows brighter

Lol this is great.

8 yrs later and its still funny

anuya said:
my first reaction to the book

Too true!! XD

I'm pretty sure those are some yes

RIP in peace

joshymaw said:
The fuck is shit, Sam I Am?
Some mucus from your diaphragm?

joshymaw said:
I wouldn't eat it from a glass,
I wouldn't eat it from your ass.
The fuck is this shit, fucking twat?
Is this a fucking joke or what?

dongs_shall_expand said:
I will not eat this on a stick
I will not eat this off your dick
I refuse to eat this from a ladle
I'd rather take your pathetic anal

acton98 said:

I wouldn't eat it in a crack house
I wouldn't eat it with a dead mouse
I wouldn't eat it with a skunk
I wouldn't eat it even if I was blind stinking drunk

The fuck is this shit Sam I am
Why is it my mouth you wish to cram
Get away from me with that nasty shit you little bastard
Now its past eleven a.m. time to get plastered.

budweiserangel said:
Of all things to be green
Why can't it be beans?
What is this garbage, Sam?
I'd rather have spam.

You should know better, dipshit
That this will never be a hit.
Get the fuck away from me, Sam
Before bullets in your cranium, I'll cram
(I can't rhyme for shit, I'm sorry)

The fuck is this shit, Sam I Am?
So about my health, you give not a damn?

budweiserangel said:
Of all things that could ever be green
Why can't it just be some beans?
What is this ugly garbage, Sam?
I'd rather have a can of spam.

You should know better, dipshit
That this will never be a hit.
Get the fuck away from me, Sam
Before 30mm bullets I cram
all the way down you diaphragm

I think I fixed it.

budweiserangel said:
Of all things to be green
Why can't it be beans?
What is this garbage, Sam?
I'd rather have spam.

You should know better, dipshit
That this will never be a hit.
Get the fuck away from me, Sam
Before bullets in your cranium, I'll cram
(I can't rhyme for shit, I'm sorry)

The original one.

budweiserangel said:
Of all things to be green
Why can't it be beans?
What is this garbage, Sam?
I'd rather have spam.

You should know better, dipshit
That this will never be a hit.
Get the fuck away from me, Sam
Before bullets in your cranium, I'll cram
(I can't rhyme for shit, I'm sorry)

don't apologize go with it, it's great!

dorito_was_taken said:
The fuck is this shit, Sam I Am?
So about my health, you give not a damn?

I shall not eat this slop, Sam I am.
I wouldn't eat it from a garbage can.
I wouldn't even give it a lick,
I'm not going to suck your dick

Looking at the thumbnail I thought the green stuff was a lady with her posterior up and face down...

targer said:
Now we need to find out how the Ham turned green.

Salmonella Ella Ella ella egg egg

where can I buy this book

mysticallucario said:
Ah! I know this one! You must be talking about "Altered Beast" for the Sega Genesis. I also remember that soundbite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypGxYM3MHqY

I genuinely thought of the genesis lol, Brings back so many memories

dr_whooves said:
how the hell did you get to this topic?

Altered beast reference, A genesis from sega is something that is not extremely common now, So I suppose this is one of the few times we ever get to see a reference like that without searching.

Best book

targer said:
Now we need to find out how the Ham turned green.

Twas a fungus among us, perhaps two fungi, that infected that appendage of that deceased swine.

targer said:
Now we need to find out how the Ham turned green.

M O L D

jesus christ what the hell is the comment section

kazomix said:
jesus christ what the hell is the comment section

Internet history

THIS IS BULLSHIT! B U L L S H I T

This is the best comment section of all time! NGGYU has nothing on this.

Everytime this image gets me. 🤣🤣🤣

targer said:
Now we need to find out how the Ham turned green.

Granny forgot it in her car

The post, and all the comments. I laughed, a lot.

the upvotes are now at 2056

local_sad_lad said:
Of all things to be green
Why can't it be beans?
What is this garbage, Sam?
I'd rather have spam.

You should know better, dipshit
That this will never be a hit.
Get the fuck away from me, Sam
Before bullets in your cranium, I'll cram
(I can't rhyme for shit, I'm sorry)

Nah you did good bud

That, my friend, is God's work.