"When your canine roomie found your fleshlight you thought you'd never hear the end of it.
Thanks to her acute sense of smell she'd call you out every time you brought it out. Soon the teasing was too much to handle: Chucking the cheap fleshlight in the bottom of a drawer, that was the last you saw of the toy."

"Until you were awoken one morning to the startling sensation of her putting it to use- relieving you of your aching morning wood."