Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

mkb said:
Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

Long Dick Johnson was my uncle, can confirm

mkb said:
Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

- sharon cassidy

Clearly, someone must have told him "Go fuck yourself!" and he interpreted it as a literal command.

mkb said:
Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

Some people actually can, but it always looks so painful I don't see how it's worth it.

Edit: Didn't realize I was responding to a two year old comment. Oh well.