He's not bluffing.

reifan said:
He's not bluffing.

Cuz he's done it before

...So is he saying that he'll suck 1000 dicks to keep the company open or he'll make sure to suck 1000 dicks before he willingly lets the company go under?
Those are two very different things.

And he'll suck off ANYONE that gets in his way!

data said:
...So is he saying that he'll suck 1000 dicks to keep the company open or he'll make sure to suck 1000 dicks before he willingly lets the company go under?
Those are two very different things.

I mean, in his line o' work, not sure how much a difference there truly is

This would actually be something he'd say, though.

data said:
...So is he saying that he'll suck 1000 dicks to keep the company open or he'll make sure to suck 1000 dicks before he willingly lets the company go under?
Those are two very different things.

The true company are the dicks he sucked along the way

I mean, he will probably do that anyway but it's the thought that counts

yesthisisname said:
And he'll suck off ANYONE that gets in his way!

Oh nooooo! I stumbled into his path quite accidentally without realising it... Oh no....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

No one else mentioned it, but I’m lovin the Monsters Inc. reference

Angel Dust: I WILL SUCK A THOUSAND DICKS BEFORE I YEILD

♫ I would suck 500 dicks,
And I would suck 500 more... ♫

data said:
...So is he saying that he'll suck 1000 dicks to keep the company open or he'll make sure to suck 1000 dicks before he willingly lets the company go under?
Those are two very different things.

data said:
...So is he saying that he'll suck 1000 dicks to keep the company open or he'll make sure to suck 1000 dicks before he willingly lets the company go under?
Those are two very different things.

Either way hes sucking dick

larns said:
Either way hes sucking dick

It's a win win situation

liquid_the_wolf said:
No one else mentioned it, but I’m lovin the Monsters Inc. reference

Why is this line in particular making the rounds everywhere?
Is it cause Mike rewinds the tape? I think it's cause Mike rewinds the tape which makes the quote more memorabble

Sure m8?

Monster Cocks, Inc.

I think he's threatening the company

luckythomas said:
Angel Dust: I WILL SUCK A THOUSAND DICKS BEFORE I YEILD

Even in Death I still suck.

In a row?

I am 96.3845217% sure this is a monsters inc reference.