Yes. Yes you are.

of course, you're very hot XP

Flareon will always be my eeveelution of choice for every occasion!
...even if her sister is a massive slut who is currently open in... 14 other tabs.

I've seen one about why flareon is the most huggable pokemon and then there's one about why Flareons got the best dick(Apparently nintendo had to find a way to make up for its poor move pool and stats)

Man I love the internet...

To be fair, you are the fluffiest eeveelution, and the she’d cream colored fur makes for great cold climate clothing.

hey guys, did you know that in term of first generation eeveelutions, flareon has the highest attack?

riceballs said:
I've seen one about why flareon is the most huggable pokemon and then there's one about why Flareons got the best dick(Apparently nintendo had to find a way to make up for its poor move pool and stats)

Man I love the internet...

Are you reffering to Brawlfan1 ?

The best. So fluffy!

Actually guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the hottest Pokemon?
Flareon is the definition of smoking, and with the highest attack stat among eeveelutions, passionate is an understatement!
She'll be 'in heat' until her flames are thoroughly doused.
If her insides are a furnace, her womb is a crucible just waiting to get filled.
With low HP, defence, and a x2 weakness to ground, rock, and water, you'll finish her with no problem.
But what she lacks in stamina, she makes for with persistence.
With her abilities Flash Fire and Guts to raise her attack, she'll want even more.
Don't be afraid, this loyal Pokemon won't burn you, she can control her internal temperature so she'll always be just right.
And if you still can't stand the heat, try spending time together in the water, I guarantee things will get steamy.
She will melt your mind, and your dick! With this one, you'll never have a cold night.
Her fluff was made for cuddling, and as a bonus, you'll never pay for heating or hot water again. She'll even cook your food.
And pyrokinesis? You could play around in the Himalayas for hours!

cookiepawbs said:
Actually guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the hottest Pokemon?
Flareon is the definition of smoking, and with the highest attack stat among eeveelutions, passionate is an understatement!
She'll be 'in heat' until her flames are thoroughly doused.
If her insides are a furnace, her womb is a crucible just waiting to get filled.
With low HP, defence, and a x2 weakness to ground, rock, and water, you'll finish her with no problem.
But what she lacks in stamina, she makes for with persistence.
With her abilities Flash Fire and Guts to raise her attack, she'll want even more.
Don't be afraid, this loyal Pokemon won't burn you, she can control her internal temperature so she'll always be just right.
And if you still can't stand the heat, try spending time together in the water, I guarantee things will get steamy.
She will melt your mind, and your dick! With this one, you'll never have a cold night.
Her fluff was made for cuddling, and as a bonus, you'll never pay for heating or hot water again. She'll even cook your food.
And pyrokinesis? You could play around in the Himalayas for hours!

The hero we needed, but never deserved

shadowblitz1996 said:
of course, you're very hot XP

BA DUM TSS

No song.
No copypasta.
No moves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeZsKHDOwfg

Nah, your totally not copying off of Burgerkiss, your fine..i think :3

xatuish123 said:
Flareon will always be my eeveelution of choice for every occasion!
...even if her sister is a massive slut who is currently open in... 14 other tabs.

Lmao

She may have one in the future , she can warm ,,things'' up anywhere

Scrolling through the comments, trying to find a copypasta

will always be my favorite eeveelution

cookiepawbs said:
And pyrokinesis? You could play around in the Himalayas for hours!

nice guptil reference lol

Sure are, hot stuff!

Yes you are, my dear.

xelas_shadestone said:
No song.
No copypasta.
No moves.

*Loads shotgun with malicious intent* "Wanna run that by me again, buddy?"

You don't need a copy pasta to be good
Copy pasta ruined pokemon

riceballs said:
I've seen one about why flareon is the most huggable pokemon and then there's one about why Flareons got the best dick(Apparently nintendo had to find a way to make up for its poor move pool and stats)

Man I love the internet...

I’d like to read these.