Nobody say it. If you say it, your kneecaps shall perish.

These art pieces are nice, but it would've been better if they had different poses and body sizes so it doesn't look like they're just edits.

This pokemon is the reason for the obsession of many people towards pokemon

springlad716 said:
Nobody say it. If you say it, your kneecaps shall perish.

Hey guys. Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon bre~*crack*

Yes, I was.

vaporeon was made for sex

nandofeh said:
vaporeon was made for sex

say goodbye to your kneecaps

Well, you know what they say about water-types...

fatpinkelephant said:
Well, you know what they say about water-types...

How many kneecaps am I gonna have to bash today?

springlad716 said:
say goodbye to your kneecaps

And your pelvis.

springlad716 said:
Nobody say it. If you say it, your kneecaps shall perish.

*inhales and throws head back*

*throws head forward*

HEYGUYSDIDYOUKNOWTHATINTERMSOFHUMANANDPOKEMONBREEDINGTHAT--*cue the femur breaker, but for kneecaps*

springlad716 said:
Nobody say it. If you say it, your kneecaps shall perish.

firespark said:
Hey guys. Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon bre~*crack*

springlad716 said:
say goodbye to your kneecaps

anamelessviewer42 said:
*inhales and throws head back*

*throws head forward*

HEYGUYSDIDYOUKNOWTHATINTERMSOFHUMANANDPOKEMONBREEDINGTHAT--*cue the femur breaker, but for kneecaps*

I was an adventurer like you once...

springlad716 said:
Nobody say it. If you say it, your kneecaps shall perish.

What about people who don't have kneecaps? 🤔

Literally water

springlad716 said:
How many kneecaps am I gonna have to bash today?

A lot.

Well yeah, I mean we’re at a beach side resort. I wasn’t expecting to find flare on in the water.

Side note, is water absorb happening right now?

springlad716 said:
How many kneecaps am I gonna have to bash today?

CAN'T BREAK WHAT'S ALREAY BROKEN!
*shattering kneecaps*
Hey guy did you know that in terms of- oh god this was not worth it...

The final boss

kurohomura said:
I was an adventurer like you once...

Then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

That's when I took an arrow to the knee....

And a boot to the head.

nandofeh said:
vaporeon was made for sex

Pls red team cap the intel I wanna sleep

hey guys did you know that in terms of water based pokemon vaporeon is the most cool :)

metalgear267 said:
These art pieces are nice, but it would've been better if they had different poses and body sizes so it doesn't look like they're just edits.

they at least have different boobs and butt sizes, and of course vaporeon had to have the biggest boobs...

WATER SURPRISE.
[12-08-2021_06_32.]

redcrystal said:
What about people who don't have kneecaps? 🤔

they get a free pass

I did some searching, the old Pokedex entry made me think of you ever got a Vaporeon in water you'd kill it

Its cell structure is similar to water molecules. It will melt away and become invisible in water.

doctorbeeeeeees said:
they get a free pass

Nope. It’s their pelvis that ends up going next.

springlad716 said:
How many kneecaps am I gonna have to bash today?

i can help ya.

there's my girl

springlad716 said:
say goodbye to your kneecaps

OH GOD HE HAS A GUN

So many kneecaps broken...
so is she compatible?

Vaporeon are good for hugs and they say that Vaporeons are great swimming buddies

And se......*gets water blasted by Vaporeon*

kirbruh said:
So many kneecaps broken...
so is she compatible?

One more to add to the list.

:D

springlad716 said:
One more to add to the list.

What about individuals who look forward to the pain?

“ Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most com-“

I was expecting Dio but I got you, and quite frankly, I rather like my kneecaps so could you please go away.

springlad716 said:
Nobody say it. If you say it, your kneecaps shall perish.

You can't stop progress the other knees you have claimed are weak I became paralyzed from the waist down just to deliver the message from god

*Ahem*

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

Y'all have seen:

the1togo said:
"Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon ..."

Now get ready for:

Well, well, well. It appears anon is a fellow Vappy fuck connoisseur. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.

Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.

And hat's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.

There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Me-owth, that's fucking right!

But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!

Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. F*cking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.

Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!

I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite. But, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.

somebody_- said:
Y'all have seen:

Now get ready for:

Well, well, well. It appears anon is a fellow Vappy fuck connoisseur. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.

Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.

And hat's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.

There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Me-owth, that's fucking right!

But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!

Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. F*cking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.

Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!

I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite. But, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.

Thank you brother I have spent 3 life times searching for this ancient text it is good to now my search have not been in vain

nandofeh said:
vaporeon was made for sex

gusmansyah said:
Pls red team cap the intel I wanna sleep

most pokemon would be great for sex
context

springlad716 said:
Nobody say it. If you say it, your kneecaps shall perish.

My kneecaps have already shattered from the comments lol

springlad716 said:
Nobody say it. If you say it, your kneecaps shall perish.

I love your avatar.

the1togo said:
Thank you brother I have spent 3 life times searching for this ancient text it is good to now my search have not been in vain

Speaking of brothers, I still have a hard time believing that the cult is still alive (I mean our pfp)

springlad716 said:
Nobody say it. If you say it, your kneecaps shall perish.

Profile picture fits.

springlad716 said:
Nobody say it. If you say it, your kneecaps shall perish.

the pfp just reinforces the threat.

How the hell is this not tagged with “lol comments”?

crystal_al-miraj said:
How the hell is this not tagged with “lol comments”?

ikr

I'm just surprised she was last, and not (only) because of the copypasta.

redcrystal said:
What about people who don't have kneecaps? 🤔

Say bye to your fucking ankles then.😃

fatpinkelephant said:
Well, you know what they say about water-types...

yea, "water is great for you, kids!"

springlad716 said:
Nobody say it. If you say it, your kneecaps shall perish.

Did you know vaporions are perfect for human breeding there assholes are so wet-

I walked into a room with a lot of bone shards everywhere.

keyboard_fox said:
Literally water

Thirst

lucka2 said:
This pokemon is the reason for the obsession of many people towards pokemon

I started with Gardevoir.

Not gonna lie...I immediately thought "Like the Spanish Inquisition."

nandofeh said:
vaporeon was made for sex

LET RED WIN PLEASE I WANT TO TURN IN CONTRAVT

nandofeh said:
vaporeon was made for sex

springlad716 said:
say goodbye to your kneecaps

Gardenvoir too

You know what? Yeah >w<

somebody_- said:

User received a record for the contents of this message

bruj💀💀

somebody_- said:
Y'all have seen:

Now get ready for:

Well, well, well. It appears anon is a fellow Vappy fuck connoisseur. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.

Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.

And hat's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.

There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Me-owth, that's fucking right!

But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!

Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. F*cking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.

Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!

I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite. But, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.

How does THIS get a warning? Did the mod have no knowledge of the meme? Is there a personal vendetta against this version?

carnivore4lyf said:
How does THIS get a warning? Did the mod have no knowledge of the meme? Is there a personal vendetta against this version?

Check their profile, they posted the copypasta numerous times all over the site in a relatively short period of time. The mods saw that as spammy behavior and gave out a warning for it.

Is just me, or she looks...kinda pale? If you catch my drift

springlad716 said:
Nobody say it. If you say it, your kneecaps shall perish.

Well, as they say in terms of Pokémon bre-*kneecaps break, but gets up and ignores the pain and agony* in terms of Pokémon breeding, people claim that Vaporeon is the best choice to choose. Even after all these years, I still don’t understand why.