D&D = Dragon and Dick

"You rolled a nat 20 on seduction, please now roll me an initiative roll"
"Why?"
"The dragon is male and now is horny and going straight for you"

I thought, from the thumbnail, that the card was a pedestal and said "DAD".

captainvalentin said:
"You rolled a nat 20 on seduction, please now roll me an initiative roll"
"Why?"
"The dragon is male and now is horny and going straight for you"

Golden Comment and why i love e6

Dava mt fácil 🤌

Nat.1 roll:
"Well, I'm off to sleep now .. See you in the morning."

camthedragon said:
D&D = Dragon and Dick

Dungeons, Dicks, & Dragons.

Oh my!

CaptainValentin said:
"You rolled a nat 20 on seduction, please now roll me an initiative roll"
"Why?"
"The dragon is male and now is horny and going straight for you"

"I won't roll, let it come to me, this is what I wanted"

But where is Tiesci on this picture?

taiko-potato said:
"I won't roll, let it come to me, this is what I wanted"

Now roll a constitution saving throw for the size difference.

Hell yes!

This is why I'll never play D&D. I'll just want to fuck everything and then no one would play with me.

camthedragon said:
D&D = Dragon and Dick

D&D = Dick the dragon

I absolutely do~ x3

KurkorTheDragon said:
This is why I'll never play D

captainvalentin said:
"You rolled a nat 20 on seduction, please now roll me an initiative roll"
"Why?"
"The dragon is male and now is horny and going straight for you"

Comedy gold

captainvalentin said:
"You rolled a nat 20 on seduction, please now roll me an initiative roll"
"Why?"
"The dragon is male and now is horny and going straight for you"

The one bard who took a multi class in barbarian: "BRING IT OOÒOOON!"