Well, you do need to have Eevee at a high enough level of friendship.

Days later the trainer is in cuffs. "She said she's level 18!"

I have never played a Pokemon game so can some please explain to me what is happening?

watervivi said:
I have never played a Pokemon game so can some please explain to me what is happening?

Eevee evolves into sylveon through high friendship and knowing a fairy move, thus fucking the eevee will give it high enough friendship to evolve into a sylveon, a fairy type witch is good against dragon types

omg is this the prequel to https://e621.net/posts/2770722

I really need to go back and play sword and shield and evolve myself a sylveon.

Looking like a my littlest pet shop toy

Well it does have some baby-doll eyes that's for sure

living fleshlight

farseer said:
Yeah but all the games are so damn easy, especially sword and shield, that the idea of actually bothering to align type advantage is kind of a joke. You can use your overleveled starter for 99% of the game. I beat it using that stupid round sheep pokemon and only had to swap him out a couple times due to really stupid bad luck or one of the like 2 more challenging 6 pokemon battles. It still got me through 99.97% of the game.

Pokemon's become a really big joke outside of being porn fodder. And no, it doesn't have to be dark souls, but christ it's an insult to even children's intelligence, and I say this as a kid who grew up on pokemon. The originals weren't super tough either mostly, but they were a lot better than Sword/Shield.

Nobody asked

klo123 said:
Days later the trainer is in cuffs. "She said she's level 18!"

idk what's up with everyone else, that was kinda funny

whyarefurriessosexy said:
You did not deserve a single dislike.

going on a big, pointless rant about pokemon difficulty in the comments of a picture of an Eevee's spread pussy is absolutely deserving of all the dislikes.

farseer said:
Yeah but all the games are so damn easy, especially sword and shield, that the idea of actually bothering to align type advantage is kind of a joke. You can use your overleveled starter for 99% of the game. I beat it using that stupid round sheep pokemon and only had to swap him out a couple times due to really stupid bad luck or one of the like 2 more challenging 6 pokemon battles. It still got me through 99.97% of the game.

Pokemon's become a really big joke outside of being porn fodder. And no, it doesn't have to be dark souls, but christ it's an insult to even children's intelligence, and I say this as a kid who grew up on pokemon. The originals weren't super tough either mostly, but they were a lot better than Sword/Shield.

Okay? Then maybe don't play the games anymore? Just bust a nut and move on like the rest of us instead of writing an essay under an image of an eevee getting her pussy spread.

farseer said:
Yeah but all the games are so damn easy, especially sword and shield, that the idea of actually bothering to align type advantage is kind of a joke. You can use your overleveled starter for 99% of the game. I beat it using that stupid round sheep pokemon and only had to swap him out a couple times due to really stupid bad luck or one of the like 2 more challenging 6 pokemon battles. It still got me through 99.97% of the game.

Pokemon's become a really big joke outside of being porn fodder. And no, it doesn't have to be dark souls, but christ it's an insult to even children's intelligence, and I say this as a kid who grew up on pokemon. The originals weren't super tough either mostly, but they were a lot better than Sword/Shield.

I agree 100% and it makes me so sad.

farseer said:
Yeah but all the games are so damn easy, especially sword and shield, that the idea of actually bothering to align type advantage is kind of a joke. You can use your overleveled starter for 99% of the game. I beat it using that stupid round sheep pokemon and only had to swap him out a couple times due to really stupid bad luck or one of the like 2 more challenging 6 pokemon battles. It still got me through 99.97% of the game.

Pokemon's become a really big joke outside of being porn fodder. And no, it doesn't have to be dark souls, but christ it's an insult to even children's intelligence, and I say this as a kid who grew up on pokemon. The originals weren't super tough either mostly, but they were a lot better than Sword/Shield.

Go play Shin Megami Tensei then, it's like Pokémon but much more hardcore.

yukichoc said:
If you cringelords can talk to the pictures as if they'll respond, or brainlessly gush qbout how you wish you were the one doing the fucking...
Yeah, I think ranting about how bad Pokemon games have become on a Pokemon pic should be entirely justified

Except both of your strawmen are against the site's rules and seen as BM, same as going on a barely tangentially relevant soapbox. Which pretty much invalidates your point.