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Ok, so my theory is that when the old man was young he was a horny bastard. He caught and raised the sexy pokemon but then got tired of the impossibly high libidos he gave them. So in an act of self redemption he trades his sins for wholesome unwanted pokemon from young trainers so that the lowest of the low can be cared for. Perhaps because he thinks badly of himself for fucking so many pokemon, he vows to care for the kinds of pokemon he might have ditched on his journey to horny. Thank you for listening to my TED talk
underminor said: Ok, so my theory is that when the old man was young he was a horny bastard. He caught and raised the sexy pokemon but then got tired of the impossibly high libidos he gave them. So in an act of self redemption he trades his sins for wholesome unwanted pokemon from young trainers so that the lowest of the low can be cared for. Perhaps because he thinks badly of himself for fucking so many pokemon, he vows to care for the kinds of pokemon he might have ditched on his journey to horny. Thank you for listening to my TED talk
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DreamMaster101
MemberWow l wish l would trade a braixen that's one of my favorite poke waifu very well done ππ
Pabber
MemberOld man is awesome. I hope he's happy with his lvl 13 Rattatas
ThatNormalGuyTalis
MemberHe chose to not be horni anymore,
He's just happy now I guess
(aaaand I just realized someone else said it on another post, nice to see we are all on the same wavelenght)
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Hornylizardman
MemberJust me seems wholesome, like oddly wholesome
Vyger
MemberTeaching young trainers the love of caring for overleveled pokèmon
user 996897
Memberaaaaaaaaaaaa so cute!!
(refering to the old man)
Gotta get Garry
MemberOk, so my theory is that when the old man was young he was a horny bastard. He caught and raised the sexy pokemon but then got tired of the impossibly high libidos he gave them. So in an act of self redemption he trades his sins for wholesome unwanted pokemon from young trainers so that the lowest of the low can be cared for. Perhaps because he thinks badly of himself for fucking so many pokemon, he vows to care for the kinds of pokemon he might have ditched on his journey to horny. Thank you for listening to my TED talk
Purble323
MemberBut that's just a theory, a GAME theory
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Blue raincoat
MemberI think the old man doesnt raise them that way its just that the sexual frustration makes them that way
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