valentine's day and etc created by abigfathen
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  • This gives me a horrible idea...

    Grind them up and mix it with ground beef, then make burgers for a neighborhood picnic. Insane? Quite possibly. Funny? Definitely.

    "Hey, Bob, my burger tastes funny. Something wrong with the meat?"
    "No, I made it from freshly severed penises."
    (cue mass vomiting)

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