Why are humans cursed with ribs…

bigredexersizeball said:
Why are humans cursed with ribs…

Guess our vital organs aren’t that important… Imma go get surgery, brb!

Cute

Oh my god, this is perfect.

For a moment there I thought he had MASSIVE balls, but nope was just his tail curling around haha

STILL can't tell if that fluid is hand animated.. crazy

bigredexersizeball said:
Why are humans cursed with ribs…

I remember hearing somewhere that autofellatio isn't all it's cracked up to be. Feels more like just sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.

themasterbastard said:
I remember hearing somewhere that autofellatio isn't all it's cracked up to be. Feels more like just sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.

As someone who likes both sucking dick and getting his dick sucked, that still sounds awesome

moonlit_wolf said:
As someone who likes both sucking dick and getting his dick sucked, that still sounds awesome

Second this. Sucking dick is pretty great.

themasterbastard said:
I remember hearing somewhere that autofellatio isn't all it's cracked up to be. Feels more like just sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.

Still sounds like a good time

katze-inu said:
STILL can't tell if that fluid is hand animated.. crazy

it is ;) I couldn't do fluid physics if I wanted, coding is my Achilles heel tbh

man that toe curl when he cums is cute

themasterbastard said:
I remember hearing somewhere that autofellatio isn't all it's cracked up to be. Feels more like just sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.

I was once able to suck my own dick (with a small bit of back pain), and yeah, you don’t really get much pleasure from it. Think of it like trying to tickle yourself.

BigRedExersizeBall said:
Why are humans cursed with ribs…

Meet the flexible people

bigredexersizeball said:
Why are humans cursed with ribs…

Nah nah, you're just cursed for not having the flexibility to do it. Gotta be skinny, flexible and have a decent sized dick

bigredexersizeball said:
Why are humans cursed with ribs…

Lots of guys think they can’t do it when they actually can. Most guys who are willing to practice and don’t weigh too much are capable. In fact some guys who don’t think they are capable can reach their dick with their lips on their first try if they use the correct position.

I haven’t done much research, but I’ve figured out somethings that worked well for me and others I’ve told.
1. Lay 2 pillows on top of each other, with the short end about 2 feet from a wall.
2. Lay on the pillows facing the ceiling, with your head facing the wall near the very end of the pillows.
3. Kick your legs up over your head and plant your feet against the wall. You’re head will have shifted back a bit, and should be touching the ground. It might take a few tries to find the ideal position on the pillows before kicking back.
4. While your feet are planted against the wall, align your body so your dick is hanging above your eyes. While keeping it lined up with your eyes, work your feet down until your knees are on the ground.
5. Plant your elbows behind your knees and grab your butt with your hands.
6. Use your elbows to spread your knees while pulling your butt (and therefore your dick) towards your face.

You don’t need to follow this exactly as long as you follow the general concept. Even if you you can’t reach it, this will probably get you as close as you can get based on everything I’ve tried. There could be better positions out there, but I haven’t really researched it much. But I used to be able to lick the base of my cock, so I’d like to think I know a bit about this.

General tips:
1: take your time. Don’t force it. Your back will gradually get more flexible during a session.
2: get your blood flowing and warmed up beforehand. I personally found that going on a run before hand made we a bit more flexible during the process. It doesn’t need to be a run. You can dance, go on a walk, or even take a warm bath. As long as you don’t over exert yourself, if it warms up your body and gets the blood flowing, it often helps.
3: If you get yourself “close”, it helps you ignore the pain, and you can often go slightly further. (But you’re back will be very upset at you afterwards)
4: things you might view as minor adjustments in position can make a bigger difference than you think. Experiment with the position and variations of it. Sometimes random adjustments make sucking your dick easier.
5: Dont give up! The progress you make will be slow. But you will see progress if you practice regularly. It takes time.

Anyways, anyone reading this, feel free to give it a try. Hopefully someone out there will realize they are closer to sucking their dick than they realized!

owobounce said:
Lots of guys think they can’t do it when they actually can. Most guys who are willing to practice and don’t weigh too much are capable. In fact some guys who don’t think they are capable can reach their dick with their lips on their first try if they use the correct position.

I haven’t done much research, but I’ve figured out somethings that worked well for me and others I’ve told.
1. Lay 2 pillows on top of each other, with the short end about 2 feet from a wall.
2. Lay on the pillows facing the ceiling, with your head facing the wall near the very end of the pillows.
3. Kick your legs up over your head and plant your feet against the wall. You’re head will have shifted back a bit, and should be touching the ground. It might take a few tries to find the ideal position on the pillows before kicking back.
4. While your feet are planted against the wall, align your body so your dick is hanging above your eyes. While keeping it lined up with your eyes, work your feet down until your knees are on the ground.
5. Plant your elbows behind your knees and grab your butt with your hands.
6. Use your elbows to spread your knees while pulling your butt (and therefore your dick) towards your face.

You don’t need to follow this exactly as long as you follow the general concept. Even if you you can’t reach it, this will probably get you as close as you can get based on everything I’ve tried. There could be better positions out there, but I haven’t really researched it much. But I used to be able to lick the base of my cock, so I’d like to think I know a bit about this.

General tips:
1: take your time. Don’t force it. Your back will gradually get more flexible during a session.
2: get your blood flowing and warmed up beforehand. I personally found that going on a run before hand made we a bit more flexible during the process. It doesn’t need to be a run. You can dance, go on a walk, or even take a warm bath. As long as you don’t over exert yourself, if it warms up your body and gets the blood flowing, it often helps.
3: If you get yourself “close”, it helps you ignore the pain, and you can often go slightly further. (But you’re back will be very upset at you afterwards)
4: things you might view as minor adjustments in position can make a bigger difference than you think. Experiment with the position and variations of it. Sometimes random adjustments make sucking your dick easier.
5: Dont give up! The progress you make will be slow. But you will see progress if you practice regularly. It takes time.

Anyways, anyone reading this, feel free to give it a try. Hopefully someone out there will realize they are closer to sucking their dick than they realized!

You wrote an entire essay on how to suck your own dick, I applaud you.

user_973625 said:
Why are humans cursed with ribs…

Rib thing is a Myth, you can do Autofellatio just need some streching excercise. Look it up ;)

owobounce said:
Lots of guys think they can’t do it when they actually can. Most guys who are willing to practice and don’t weigh too much are capable. In fact some guys who don’t think they are capable can reach their dick with their lips on their first try if they use the correct position.

I haven’t done much research, but I’ve figured out somethings that worked well for me and others I’ve told.
1. Lay 2 pillows on top of each other, with the short end about 2 feet from a wall.
2. Lay on the pillows facing the ceiling, with your head facing the wall near the very end of the pillows.
3. Kick your legs up over your head and plant your feet against the wall. You’re head will have shifted back a bit, and should be touching the ground. It might take a few tries to find the ideal position on the pillows before kicking back.
4. While your feet are planted against the wall, align your body so your dick is hanging above your eyes. While keeping it lined up with your eyes, work your feet down until your knees are on the ground.
5. Plant your elbows behind your knees and grab your butt with your hands.
6. Use your elbows to spread your knees while pulling your butt (and therefore your dick) towards your face.

You don’t need to follow this exactly as long as you follow the general concept. Even if you you can’t reach it, this will probably get you as close as you can get based on everything I’ve tried. There could be better positions out there, but I haven’t really researched it much. But I used to be able to lick the base of my cock, so I’d like to think I know a bit about this.

General tips:
1: take your time. Don’t force it. Your back will gradually get more flexible during a session.
2: get your blood flowing and warmed up beforehand. I personally found that going on a run before hand made we a bit more flexible during the process. It doesn’t need to be a run. You can dance, go on a walk, or even take a warm bath. As long as you don’t over exert yourself, if it warms up your body and gets the blood flowing, it often helps.
3: If you get yourself “close”, it helps you ignore the pain, and you can often go slightly further. (But you’re back will be very upset at you afterwards)
4: things you might view as minor adjustments in position can make a bigger difference than you think. Experiment with the position and variations of it. Sometimes random adjustments make sucking your dick easier.
5: Dont give up! The progress you make will be slow. But you will see progress if you practice regularly. It takes time.

Anyways, anyone reading this, feel free to give it a try. Hopefully someone out there will realize they are closer to sucking their dick than they realized!

THANK YOU SIR.

owobounce said:
Lots of guys think they can’t do it when they actually can. Most guys who are willing to practice and don’t weigh too much are capable. In fact some guys who don’t think they are capable can reach their dick with their lips on their first try if they use the correct position.

I haven’t done much research, but I’ve figured out somethings that worked well for me and others I’ve told.
1. Lay 2 pillows on top of each other, with the short end about 2 feet from a wall.
2. Lay on the pillows facing the ceiling, with your head facing the wall near the very end of the pillows.
3. Kick your legs up over your head and plant your feet against the wall. You’re head will have shifted back a bit, and should be touching the ground. It might take a few tries to find the ideal position on the pillows before kicking back.
4. While your feet are planted against the wall, align your body so your dick is hanging above your eyes. While keeping it lined up with your eyes, work your feet down until your knees are on the ground.
5. Plant your elbows behind your knees and grab your butt with your hands.
6. Use your elbows to spread your knees while pulling your butt (and therefore your dick) towards your face.

You don’t need to follow this exactly as long as you follow the general concept. Even if you you can’t reach it, this will probably get you as close as you can get based on everything I’ve tried. There could be better positions out there, but I haven’t really researched it much. But I used to be able to lick the base of my cock, so I’d like to think I know a bit about this.

General tips:
1: take your time. Don’t force it. Your back will gradually get more flexible during a session.
2: get your blood flowing and warmed up beforehand. I personally found that going on a run before hand made we a bit more flexible during the process. It doesn’t need to be a run. You can dance, go on a walk, or even take a warm bath. As long as you don’t over exert yourself, if it warms up your body and gets the blood flowing, it often helps.
3: If you get yourself “close”, it helps you ignore the pain, and you can often go slightly further. (But you’re back will be very upset at you afterwards)
4: things you might view as minor adjustments in position can make a bigger difference than you think. Experiment with the position and variations of it. Sometimes random adjustments make sucking your dick easier.
5: Dont give up! The progress you make will be slow. But you will see progress if you practice regularly. It takes time.

Anyways, anyone reading this, feel free to give it a try. Hopefully someone out there will realize they are closer to sucking their dick than they realized!

My reading comprehension is awful. Is there some visual step-by-step I could take a look at?

user_973625 said:
Why are humans cursed with ribs…

Its honestly your spine that limits you, not the ribs

moonlit_wolf said:
For a moment there I thought he had MASSIVE balls, but nope was just his tail curling around haha

i cannot unsee this

yeahtoast757 said:
My reading comprehension is awful. Is there some visual step-by-step I could take a look at?

It´s the internet.
There´s nothing there isn´t.
And if it somehow doesn´t exist you can commission it, let someone commission it, make it, etc.