Well that is just fine because I like your butt!

I laugh every time I see this picture.

Ohh... belive me little furry, I love your penis. Sooo... what do we do now?

pikol said:
Ohh... belive me little furry, I love your penis. Sooo... what do we do now?

bend over.

XD i loled

slightlydamned81 said:
XD i loled

Who didn't?

lol cute

Draw a chinese finger trap on it...

This isn't wolfblade, it's cobalt husky.

TjFolf said:
This isn't wolfblade, it's cobalt husky.

You sir, are correct!

lolol

Awe if you like it so much lick it ^^

i...i just like your penis, okay?

killot said:
I like your penis
But I'm not gay

e621 summed up in 8.5 words.

GarethGobulcoque said:
e621 summed up in 8.5 words.

8.5? I count 7.5

doomed773 said:
8.5? I count 7.5

Counted "I'm" as 1.5, since it's 'I' and half of 'am.'

THAT JUST MEANS YOU LIKE WHAT I LIKE.
*corn dog*

Would be great for a card to a flirt or crush. :)

ArdesCadaver said:
*corn dog*

*banana*

Chill said:
*banana*

Cornana.

Yea I'am furry.I like your penis but,I'am not gay at all 0_0

The best way to announce you are gay. Or not.

furballs_dc said:
Cornana.

You must bring me 10 of any one food you can find(next)now shove them all up your ass w/o showing emotion(you laugh as you begin putting in the ninth ''cornana'') you have failed, why did you begin laughing? You: I saw another guy carrying pineapples!

doomed773 said:
8.5? I count 7.5

Then you fail at counting because there are at least 8 whole words there, despite 'i' being a single letter, when used in context, it counts as a word.

I got a friend who said this to me once...

furballs_dc said:
Cornana.

What SORCERY is this?!

SentientMoon said:
What SORCERY is this?!

I wanna hear you say that about the guy talking about chinese finger traps =3

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
I like your penis
But I'm not gay, see

MarathonMan said:
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
I like your penis
But I'm not gay, see

YOU HAVE FAILED! What kind of line is "I'm not gay, see"? Were you really that desperate for words 'cause I've got plenty!: "The fuck is this shit, Sam I Am? Some mucus from your diaphragm? The food on this plate looks like someone just shat, to think I would eat this you are such a twat." you've just been poetry'd!

Well thats pretty staight foward

e621 said:
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
I like your penis
But I'm not gay, see

This is great

Possibly furries in a nutshell.

XxShrikexX said:
YOU HAVE FAILED! What kind of line is "I'm not gay, see"? Were you really that desperate for words 'cause I've got plenty!: "The fuck is this shit, Sam I Am? Some mucus from your diaphragm? The food on this plate looks like someone just shat, to think I would eat this you are such a twat." you've just been poetry'd!

i cant stop laphing!

XxShrikexX said:
YOU HAVE FAILED! What kind of line is "I'm not gay, see"? Were you really that desperate for words 'cause I've got plenty!: "The fuck is this shit, Sam I Am? Some mucus from your diaphragm? The food on this plate looks like someone just shat, to think I would eat this you are such a twat." you've just been poetry'd!

That's some George Carlin (may he r.i.p.) shit right there man!

Random_Terabyte said:
That's some George Carlin (may he r.i.p.) shit right there man!

Or the complete summary of "Green Eggs and Ham" BTW how the fuck did Sam I Am manage that? He's just like one of those freaky store clerks in various video games.

Clerk: What would you like to buy?

Me: I'll take the AK, the m314d minigun, several rounds of hollow point bullets, and some gernades.

Clerk: A pleasure doing business with you.

Me: *walks into the next room* Time to take out some zombies!

Clerk: What would you like to buy?

Me: HOLY F***ING S***!! Damn nigga!