For the 500th FUCKING time Jim, the contract was to SLAY the dragon, NOT LAY the dragon!

I really like this new way of defeating the dragon

notgamercrazy said:
For the 500th FUCKING time Jim, the contract was to SLAY the dragon, NOT LAY the dragon!

My liege, with all due respect, everytime I get one of these contracts, they almost always end up being female dragons who just so happen to be horny at the time. Do you say no to Queen Lucinda everytime she get's 'that' look in her eyes?

So the question is, which would show greater strength? Slamming her down and repeatedly impaling her like you're drilling for oil. Or NOT sticking it in, and just holding that position?

drakkenfyre said:
So the question is, which would show greater strength? Slamming her down and repeatedly impaling her like you're drilling for oil. Or NOT sticking it in, and just holding that position?

She asked for strength not willpower

ragnars_rock said:
She asked for strength not willpower

Willpower is a form of strength, however.