“Im horny”

Arent we all

Hoooo boooyyy!!!!

*boss music begins*

What kind of cellphone shows a notification two days old? XD

Red alert! Horny lion in the house! Horny lion in the house!! 🚨🚨

miimismo said:
What kind of cellphone shows a notification two days old? XD

After my phone updated, it insisted upon constantly reminding me about a thunderstorm warning in my area... 60 days ago

miimismo said:
What kind of cellphone shows a notification two days old? XD

One that's been ignored for two days?

Well, any plans he had for the next two weeks are now shot. But what a way to change them.

*rip and tear intensifies*

He's gonna be sore the next couple of weeks.

Keiko showing up like.

And so it begins! X3

Aaaaaaaaand reaction-image.

hi horny im edward

Ahh, death by snusnu.

That cellphone reminder and that reaction face final panel are just perfect.

0_0 he's in for the ride of his life, isn't he?

Oh gawd... Shit's about to get real

Are they going to use a condom this time?

Oh hi Horny, have you seen Keiko?

Is this a time skip?

The only thing he fears is Keiko.

r65 said:
Is this a time skip?

We got King Crimson'd

She so horny, she love you long time.

hi Horny,I'm jin.

roxas2099 said:
0_0 he's in for the ride of his life, isn't he?

stormwatch said:
She so horny, she love you long time.

What a way to start the day. Jin wakes up, only for Keiko to ride him back into oblivion 🥴

Ride and Pound.

Until it is D O N E.

diosmio said:
*rip and tear intensifies*

More like this.

Jin better not be expecting to have feeling in his legs for the next while :p

his mom should have given him 5 boxes of condoms instead on just 1

welp.. were is HORNY JAIL when you need it?

*BONK*

SHE WANT SNU SNU!

We all are horny. Why would we be all on this site otherwise

his alarm should have said keiko heat cycle starts today RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

tredfg543 said:
One that's been ignored for two days?

Time flies when you're having sex or interacting with your GF's parents.

Welp. When the lion says fuck, you get the… viagra? I think that’s the drug I’m looking for?… some sort sex stim.

the horny has come!

Some.

BODY!

Time for true facts about lions

Female lions are receptive to mating for FOUR days

within a widely variable reproductive cycle

During this time a pair generally copulates 50 times in one day

miimismo said:
What kind of cellphone shows a notification two days old? XD

Mine does. I once had a notification arrive a month late. I must be an SCP because technology acts weird around me sometimes.

< This notification ist 2Days Old, have a god day.
xD Lol

darkmessiah81 said:
Ahh, death by snusnu.

*2 hours later*

Jin: Keiko, please. The spirit is willing but the flesh is soft and bruised.

Keiko: ME WANT SNU SNU!

Jin: Can't we just cuddle? T^T

azreal said:
That cellphone reminder and that reaction face final panel are just perfect.

I completely agree with you on the face with the last panel. It is just too cute to say no to, lol.

watervivi said:
Are they going to use a condom this time?

omni899 said:
his mom should have given him 5 boxes of condoms instead on just 1

Going by the look on Keiko's face, I don't think Jin will have a chance to use it(I'm guessing he'll try to use the condom, but Keiko will throw it away).

watervivi said:
Time for true facts about lions

Female lions are receptive to mating for FOUR days

within a widely variable reproductive cycle

During this time a pair generally copulates 50 times in one day

So what you're saying is, the Epilgoue will be a eulogy for Jin. Gotcha.

diosmio said:
*rip and tear intensifies*

She's gettin' that super shotgun alright

Here lies Jin, no ones how a young man in such great health died of a heart attack, dehydration, and exhaustion all at the same time. but he will be missed.

"Why do I hear boss music?"

watervivi said:
Time for true facts about lions

Female lions are receptive to mating for FOUR days

within a widely variable reproductive cycle

During this time a pair generally copulates 50 times in one day

post #2612934

it raping time

It was at this moment he knew, he would be fucked.

It’s that time again. 👀

tdbreslawski said:
Welp. When the lion says fuck, you get the… viagra? I think that’s the drug I’m looking for?… some sort sex stim.

Hell, get the viagra and the extra testosterone :o

Jin is going to need a 55 gallon drum of Gatorade to stay properly hydrated plus a 53' reefer unit full of ice packs for his groin and plenty of pain meds after Keiko gets done with him.

OH MY GOD KEIKOS FACE IN THE LAST PANNEL I CANNOT GET OVET THE CUTENESS OF IT

Did anyone notice Keiko is wearing a pant?

fairhart said:
Hell, get the viagra and the extra testosterone :o

Inject some adrenaline into your bloodstream, just to be safe.

james4040 said:
Red alert! Horny lion in the house! Horny lion in the house!! 🚨🚨

Someone get the horny jail stick!

watervivi said:
Time for true facts about lions

Female lions are receptive to mating for FOUR days

within a widely variable reproductive cycle

During this time a pair generally copulates 50 times in one day

Is it weird that I heard that entire sentence in the voice of Sir Attenborough?

culixstar said:
the horny has come!

And it WILL NOT BE DENIED!!!

james4040 said:
And it WILL NOT BE DENIED!!!

It is futile to resist.

moroze said:
*boss music begins*

Terraria boss 2

duntail said:
“Im horny”

Arent we all

'Nuff said

miimismo said:
What kind of cellphone shows a notification two days old? XD

From the way that thwt is stated I guess thwt someone tweaked his cellphone to show that too day too old and then add that part at the end as the cherry on top

averagecubenjoyer said:
Ride and Pound.

Until it is D O N E.

Ecues me as i piss myself laughing please send help i can't breathe

watervivi said:
Time for true facts about lions

Female lions are receptive to mating for FOUR days

within a widely variable reproductive cycle

During this time a pair generally copulates 50 times in one day

Holly crap! and i thought goats were horny

That face tho

https://youtu.be/rfh4Mhp-a6U

duntail said:
“Im horny”

Arent we all

Was that a Samantha the cat reference!?

ninth square be like

https://youtu.be/_aA44i6ti3g?t=38

Judging from the last few pages, I'm not sure how much more fucking they can actually fit into a day.
Maybe if they eat at the same time?

i am laughing way too hard at the last 2 panels omf

keelin_wolf said:
i am laughing way too hard at the last 2 panels omf

Same~ It's hilarious~

busting down the door.... IM HORNY!!!!!!

I'm getting satina's "take your daughter to work day" vibes. it's not a good Idea to forget your obligations... Haha, and that last panel, excellent.

Oh no

When ever I see "gihaaaaaa" come from him I hear Jin's voice as leleouch from code Geass, after Arthur steals zeros mask.

I annot but hear the classic doom music as she enters the room and with Lilypichu's voice "i'm horny, bitch,

ouberfox said:
That face tho

FINALLY, SOMEONE MAKES A COMMENT ABOUT THAT MEME-ABLE FACE!

duntail said:
“Im horny”

Arent we all

Silence comment.

I no longer wish to be horny anymore.

I just want to be happy.

https://youtu.be/WhiGnj7QX2A

Goro Majima

FBI: Open Up

Me: no no not my cum

FBI: cum? We came for guns

(Bad mix of two great jokes)

moroze said:
*boss music begins*

https://youtu.be/YNy_UQ0BJXU

When the Doom music kicks in.

moroze said:
*boss music begins*

Plok boss theme perhaps.

chotegoat said:
Plok boss theme perhaps.

omg PLOK lol

well on the plus side, the cat's out of the bag *snickers* they dont have to worry about the parents breaking it up.

moroze said:
*boss music begins*

*https://youtu.be/ml4QiUcSn0o

miimismo said:
What kind of cellphone shows a notification two days old? XD

My phone

MY GOD
THIS IS WHARE MY FRIEND GOT THE DAMN MEME!
for quick context a while ago my friend sent me a meme and it was just the last panel but instead of "I'm horny" it said "pov: 7 year old me walking into my parents room [I sharded!]"

"I'm horny!" And this is news?