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rdwulfe
MemberHey, you. You finally awaken.
You were caught trying to cross the border, right?
Acron
PrivilegedWhen you start a new Skyrim run but forgot to turn off the mods
chavis54
MemberWalked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there
WhoMeNoU
MemberDamn you storm cloaks, skyrim was fine before you came along, Empire was nice and lazy
JonnyWaker
MemberIf they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen
that horse and been half way to Hammerfell.
Dagoth155
BlockedYou there. You and me - we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.
Keyondria
MemberWe're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.
DiosdeTocinos
MemberShut up back there.
Dagoth155
BlockedAnd what's wrong with him, huh?
Acinonyx Jubatus
MemberWatch your tongue! You’re speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High
King.
Ri'zahr
MemberUlfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You’re the leader of the rebellion. But if they captured you… Oh gods, where are they taking us?
Dagoth155
BlockedI don't know where we're going, but Sovengarde awaits.
Niskara
MemberI genuinely love the fact that the moment an image contains a wagon of some sort, there's always gonna be a Skyrim reference. And I live for that
user 788097
MemberNo, this can’t be happening. This isn’t happening!
Captain Obvious88
MemberHay. What village are you from, horse theif?
DragonHeart
MemberRoricksted, Im... Im from Roricksted...
Dagoth155
BlockedGeneral Tullius sir! the headsman is waiting!
Thesnowylynx
MemberGood. Let's get this over with!
Dagoth155
BlockedShor. Mara. Dibella. Kynareth. Akatosh. Divines! Please help me!
Dagoth155
BlockedI made my mind, I'm gonna post every single line from the main quest of Skyrim here
Captain Obvious88
MemberLook at him, General Tullius the Military Governor. And it looks like
the Thalmor are with him. Damn elves. I bet they had something to do
with this.
Dagoth155
BlockedThis is Helgen. I used to be sweet on a girl from here. Wonder if Vilod is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in. Funny, when i was a boy, Imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe.
Single Wrinkle
MemberWho are they, daddy? Where are they going?
Yeelon
MemberYou need to go inside, little cub
Dagoth155
BlockedWhy i want to watch the soldiers
Captain Obvious88
MemberInside the house. Now.
Dagoth155
BlockedYes pappa
Captain Obvious88
MemberWhoa!
Get these prisoners out of the carts. Move it!
Keyondria
MemberWhy are we stopping?!
trywhilehigh
MemberThis is a skyrim reference. The next photo shows it
numbersnumbers142
MemberProbably arrested for streaking.
En1GmA
MemberWhy do you think? End of the line.
Ssshady
MemberLet's go. Shouldn't keep the gods waiting for us.
Periculum
MemberNo! Wait! We’re not rebels
En1GmA
MemberFace your death with some courage, thief.
En1GmA
MemberYou've got to tell them! This is a misunderstanding!
Jadrin Elwyn
MemberWhat next picture?
NegaMajora
MemberAnd then you realize most of that these cute-bolds are about to die horribly. :-(
Labusch
MemberWhen you and your Squad get captured by the opposing team
Skinny Slay Queen
MemberThey probably can't spell isotope 😭
They're still pretty heckin silly tho lmao. They probably got arrested for being too devious
trywhilehigh
Memberhttps://e621.net/posts/2938370?q=sorc
Tvoop
Membercollecting kobolds like the infinity stones
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