Yall ever just find yourself in a sea of gold behind a big-assed dragon and accidentally stuff your snout inside their ass

roadkillraccoon said:
Yall ever just find yourself in a sea of gold behind a big-assed dragon and accidentally stuff your snout inside their ass

all the time

you can't convince me that any of this was accidental

queen_tyr'ahnee said:
all the time

Where would I find a dragon?

ilovedragonandfurrys said:
Where would I find a dragon?

In a sea of gold

roadkillraccoon said:
In a sea of gold

And ”Where would I find a sea of gold?” you might ask. Well, under a dragon of course!

ilovedragonandfurrys said:
Where would I find a dragon?

Ima help you look i wanna dragon to

sprell said:
you can't convince me that any of this was accidental

Well technically some crazy teleporting magic could have caused this... clearly they rolled a nat 1. (Or 20, I don't judge)

gdb said:
Well technically some crazy teleporting magic could have caused this... clearly they rolled a nat 1. (Or 20, I don't judge)

You don't normally roll a d20 for teleporting in any edition of D&D. It's a d100 check. The only time you'd roll a d20 in relation to a Teleport spell would be if you're already in "Star Trek transporter malfunction episode" levels of fucked and need to find out if you're going to be shunted someplace randomly or have your molecules rearranged in the style of Jackson Pollock. Or both. /needlesspedantry

olatheboi said:
You don't normally roll a d20 for teleporting in any edition of D&D. It's a d100 check. The only time you'd roll a d20 in relation to a Teleport spell would be if you're already in "Star Trek transporter malfunction episode" levels of fucked and need to find out if you're going to be shunted someplace randomly or have your molecules rearranged in the style of Jackson Pollock. Or both. /needlesspedantry

To be completely fair, needless pedantry aside, you're 100% correct.

If you're rolling a d20 in relation to teleportation, things have already gone horribly wrong and you're basically just trying to find out exactly how fucked you are. Meanwhile, your DM/GM is probably cackling their ass off like a lunatic xD