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RoadkillRaccoon
MemberYall ever just find yourself in a sea of gold behind a big-assed dragon and accidentally stuff your snout inside their ass
Queen Tyr'ahnee
Janitorall the time
sprell
Memberyou can't convince me that any of this was accidental
Ilovedragonandfurrys
MemberWhere would I find a dragon?
RoadkillRaccoon
MemberIn a sea of gold
ClassyKoala
MemberAnd ”Where would I find a sea of gold?” you might ask. Well, under a dragon of course!
Sergeant teller
MemberIma help you look i wanna dragon to
GDB
MemberWell technically some crazy teleporting magic could have caused this... clearly they rolled a nat 1. (Or 20, I don't judge)
olatheboi
MemberYou don't normally roll a d20 for teleporting in any edition of D&D. It's a d100 check. The only time you'd roll a d20 in relation to a Teleport spell would be if you're already in "Star Trek transporter malfunction episode" levels of fucked and need to find out if you're going to be shunted someplace randomly or have your molecules rearranged in the style of Jackson Pollock. Or both. /needlesspedantry
Mad Maddie
MemberTo be completely fair, needless pedantry aside, you're 100% correct.
If you're rolling a d20 in relation to teleportation, things have already gone horribly wrong and you're basically just trying to find out exactly how fucked you are. Meanwhile, your DM/GM is probably cackling their ass off like a lunatic xD
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