Sir Pentious is so cute, look at that face <3

Is Sir Pentious 8 inches or 16?

thechuggernaut said:
Is Sir Pentious 8 inches or 16?

That's not how math works

temmiesupreme said:
That's not how math works

When you take two 8 inch dicks at the same time, you have 16 inches of dick in you. _Joke

xxleviatan said:
When you take two 8 inch dicks at the same time, you have 16 inches of dick in you. _Joke

Thats in terms of volume, not necessarily length

Alastor looks passed he's the short one.

imthedoctor said:
Alastor looks passed he's the short one.

He looks more annoyed because he's being forced to expose himself than for the fact he's the smallest amongst his cohort

snekyeyes said:
He looks more annoyed because he's being forced to expose himself than for the fact he's the smallest amongst his cohort

I mean Alastor does have the power to summon tentacles at will, and I've seen enough hentai to know that that compensates for having a small penis.

tyuil said:
I mean Alastor does have the power to summon tentacles at will, and I've seen enough hentai to know that that compensates for having a small penis.

Hhmm yes but how many and how big?

imthedoctor said:
Hhmm yes but how many and how big?

Well, if you had watched the pilot, you would know atleast 4 (I wanna say 6 were summoned total but I'm unsure) and they were large enough to grab a giant blimp out of the sky and tear it apart.

PlagueMaster049 said:

imthedoctor said:Hhmm yes but how many and how big?

Well, if you had watched the pilot, you would know atleast 4 (I wanna say 6 were summoned total but I'm unsure) and they were large enough to grab a giant blimp out of the sky and tear it apart.

Zeppelin * it had interior frames, was made of mysterious metal components and it wasn't just a balloon

Imagine being so out of touch with reality you believe 6 inches is tiny

streqrixian said:
Well, if you had watched the pilot, you would know atleast 4 (I wanna say 6 were summoned total but I'm unsure) and they were large enough to grab a giant blimp out of the sky and tear it apart.

Zeppelin * it had interior frames, was made of mysterious metal components and it wasn't just a balloon
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The more you know

tyuil said:
I mean Alastor does have the power to summon tentacles at will, and I've seen enough hentai to know that that compensates for having a small penis.

jellied eal and pie

i guess this makes sense seeing as angel is italian

Alastor's asexual, so I don't think he cares

temmiesupreme said:
That's not how math works

I think your math is too mathing

Considering Alastor is canonically asexual, he might have erectile dysfunction as well

Ain't no way val is the biggest. Vox and alastor are in competition on ball size at least

I see vox as a small pp energy

Not to be that guy but I don't think that's quite the right comparison, cause Alastor/huskers is 6, half of 12, yet there like exactly half of angels, which is 11, so either angel is actually 12in, or al and husk are 5.5in lol

kit_ku said:
Not to be that guy but I don't think that's quite the right comparison, cause Alastor/huskers is 6, half of 12, yet there like exactly half of angels, which is 11, so either angel is actually 12in, or al and husk are 5.5in lol

i think it is just being rounded up or something

So Angel Dust was right about Sir Pentious

Tbh Husk def has a bigger dick. I know for a FACT that he is PACKING.

saren662 said:
Considering Alastor is canonically asexual, he might have erectile dysfunction as well

What?

imthedoctor said:
Alastor looks passed he's the short one.

Looks more pissed his radio face is being squandered with a frivolous noisy picture-box advertisement.

I want vox😍

foxthelogic1987 said:
Imagine being so out of touch with reality you believe 6 inches is tiny

Relatively speaking, it is tiny

I know he's a dude, but tbh I'm not convinced Angel even has a dick. The way he talks about his "Holes"

foxthelogic1987 said:
Imagine being so out of touch with reality you believe 6 inches is tiny

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