vaporeon copypasta and etc created by anormalzombie
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  • definitelynotafurry said:
    Someone who apparently doesn't like vaporeon, they seem to be attacking vaporeon posts only.

    What's extra weird is that the guy doing it has posted and favorited vaporeon pics?

    Edit: they have hidden their favorites.

    Edit 2: apparently their account was hacked, so yeah.

    Updated

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  • hehexd101 said:
    Everytime i see this copypasta...a billion braincells die within me...

    Trust me my last braincell is bouncing around my head like the dvd screensaver

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  • Yo! I heard about this! I think it was something about how in terms of amle human female pokemon breeding, a ditto in the form of a vaporeon was best!

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  • hehexd101 said:
    Everytime i see this copypasta...a billion braincells die within me...

    Especially since there's a glaring flaw that ruins the whole argument. Logically, the Egg Group of Pokemon that would be most compatible with humans (besides Ditto) would be the Human-like/Humanshape group. Vaporeon is solely in the Field group, meaning while it might be a good fuck, you wouldn't be able to breed with it. This goes for all other Eeveelutions as well.

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  • Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

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  • anormalboo said:
    Why does someone keep removing a bunch of tags?

    I never understood why tags are publicly editable, like what if someone is having a bad day and they decide to delete every tag from every post they go to?

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  • BroMine said:
    I never understood why tags are publicly editable, like what if someone is having a bad day and they decide to delete every tag from every post they go to?

    It's so that the uploader/admins aren't solely responsible for tagging, and that the users can add tags they believe fit. It would be a bureaucratic nightmare for every tag edit to need approval before it goes through.
    Tag vandalism is a pretty quick suspension/ban (it's not like you can hide it), and affected posts can be quickly reset to a previous tag set in their history tab.
    The benefits outweigh the costs.

    stanleymerpington said:
    who else is dissapointed that there are no posts of white vaporeons under the tag vaporeon_copypasta?

    cumporeon

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