It may be his first, but it certainly won’t be his last

Ohhhh, I finally got the subtle joke!

I was previously like, "Okay, holding the condom is inherently sexy even if they aren't, but even so, it bugs me that there's no condom in the current picture-"

And then I was like, "Ohhhhhh! She's mocking him for thinking he needs a condom for a Pokemon! First time, huh? And then immediately tossing it to go raw all the way."

And thus I figured it out. Neat! ^.^

boutta fuck da whole pokedex ong

ravendoublesauce said:
boutta fuck da whole pokedex ong

me asf, if the whole pokedex in question was umbreon 1010 times

When you wake up with a mysterious egg next to you, don't say I didn't tell you so