man, this reminds me of Pudgy Penis Panic! 2021. it's an obscure con, you probably haven't heard of it. the crowd was pretty exclusive. by which I mean there were six of us, in a greasy motel room. anyway, we were having a great time until we accidentally smothered the guy were trying to fuck. never try to suck dick through a face mask, friends! namaste.

hurfdedurf said:
man, this reminds me of Pudgy Penis Panic! 2021. it's an obscure con, you probably haven't heard of it. the crowd was pretty exclusive. by which I mean there were six of us, in a greasy motel room. anyway, we were having a great time until we accidentally smothered the guy were trying to fuck. never try to suck dick through a face mask, friends! namaste.

Shame on you for making me read this with my own eyes.

hurfdedurf said:
man, this reminds me of Pudgy Penis Panic! 2021. it's an obscure con, you probably haven't heard of it. the crowd was pretty exclusive. by which I mean there were six of us, in a greasy motel room. anyway, we were having a great time until we accidentally smothered the guy were trying to fuck. never try to suck dick through a face mask, friends! namaste.

the fuck?

hurfdedurf said:
man, this reminds me of Pudgy Penis Panic! 2021. it's an obscure con, you probably haven't heard of it. the crowd was pretty exclusive. by which I mean there were six of us, in a greasy motel room. anyway, we were having a great time until we accidentally smothered the guy were trying to fuck. never try to suck dick through a face mask, friends! namaste.

Shoulda never smoked that shit now I'm at Pudgy Penis Panic! 2021

Drowning in dicks

PPP 2022

shadowsilver1 said:
mans out here boasting like this is something to be proud of or that someone asked smh.

under 20 years old

In theaters this summer

hes drowning on cocks, dicks and balls

Nobody has put dibs on next...*raises hand*

PANIK

This is how it feels to be a young bottom on Grindr

Literally me

Mistakes were made!

hurfdedurf said:
man, this reminds me of Pudgy Penis Panic! 2021. it's an obscure con, you probably haven't heard of it. the crowd was pretty exclusive. by which I mean there were six of us, in a greasy motel room. anyway, we were having a great time until we accidentally smothered the guy were trying to fuck. never try to suck dick through a face mask, friends! namaste.

I’m surprised the admins haven’t trigger finger warned you for saying that and go “personal stuff, we don’t need to know that”

I *wish* I had this problem right now.

hurfdedurf said:
man, this reminds me of Pudgy Penis Panic! 2021. it's an obscure con, you probably haven't heard of it. the crowd was pretty exclusive. by which I mean there were six of us, in a greasy motel room. anyway, we were having a great time until we accidentally smothered the guy were trying to fuck. never try to suck dick through a face mask, friends! namaste.

thats enough of being a furry for today

hurfdedurf said:
man, this reminds me of Pudgy Penis Panic! 2021. it's an obscure con, you probably haven't heard of it. the crowd was pretty exclusive. by which I mean there were six of us, in a greasy motel room. anyway, we were having a great time until we accidentally smothered the guy were trying to fuck. never try to suck dick through a face mask, friends! namaste.

i can only attempt to reach this level of sarcasm and tomfoolery

The gay version of "drowning in pussy"

micapica said:
Shoulda never smoked that shit now I'm at Pudgy Penis Panic! 2021

They brought out the sounding rod

Girl help

Literalmente lo vergearon webon XD

Plot twist: the dog is straight

demoboy5 said:
I really hope your joking cause this makes me want to barf at how poor your morale decisions are

L Juno moment

randomwolfoc said:
L Juno moment

Huh?

Is this the bone zone?

demoboy5 said:
Yeah sure sefend someone who possibly fucked a bunch of random people

You slut shaming someone?
That's kinda .. Oh dare I say it, cringe

demoboy5 said:
Yeah sure sefend someone who possibly fucked a bunch of random people

Soo having casual sex is... bad? Strange morale moral compass considering the site your you're on 🤔

heaven

me (a furry) after accidentally walking into the people-who-are-very-tall-have-large-penises-and-surround-the-last-person-to-walk-in-in-them con

supremegoat said:
Huh?

Reading "L Juno moment", seeing you right under it with "Huh?" and that avatar...

Boy, I don't know why's this thread so funny.

lost in a sea of dicks

I could've sworn someone said "cock tetris" in the comments here. Now my "if I had a nickel" joke is invalid. :(

If you're wondering, the other one is https://e621.net/posts/2607817

Goddamn PPP loans

"Suffering" from succ-cess

Drowning in cock

ultrameow said:
I could've sworn someone said "cock tetris" in the comments here. Now my "if I had a nickel" joke is invalid. :(

If you're wondering, the other one is https://e621.net/posts/2607817

COCK

TETRIS

supercow137 said:
Drowning in cock

Profile picture checks out

hurfdedurf said:
man, this reminds me of Pudgy Penis Panic! 2021. it's an obscure con, you probably haven't heard of it. the crowd was pretty exclusive. by which I mean there were six of us, in a greasy motel room. anyway, we were having a great time until we accidentally smothered the guy were trying to fuck. never try to suck dick through a face mask, friends! namaste.

You fucked a guy to death

Suffering from success

hurfdedurf said:
man, this reminds me of Pudgy Penis Panic! 2021. it's an obscure con, you probably haven't heard of it. the crowd was pretty exclusive. by which I mean there were six of us, in a greasy motel room. anyway, we were having a great time until we accidentally smothered the guy were trying to fuck. never try to suck dick through a face mask, friends! namaste.

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read 🤣

Heaven or hell?