Best fucking pokemon ever

Magikarp go! Metapod go!

Magikarp, use Splash attack!
Metapod, use harden!
Magikarp, use Splash attack!
Metapod, use harden!
Magikarp, use Splash attack!
Metapod, use harden!
Magikarp, use Splash attack!
Metapod, use harden!
Magikarp, use Splash attack!
Metapod, use harden!

Battle of the Century

Kitsona said:
Battle of the Century

Kinda like a Ditto battle...

Splash vs harden attack. Which will win?

The one thing that confused / annoyed me as a kid playing Blue Version was that any Metapod I ever had was caught as a Caterpie, so it would always know Tackle and String Shot as well as Harden. The part that confused me is that the wild / enemy trainer owned ones NEVER knew Tackle. Not a once.

My Metapods were more perverted than your standard erection joke 'mon, come to think of it. Harden > Tackle > String Shot ftw.

Conker said:
Magikarp, use Splash attack!
Metapod, use harden!
Magikarp, use Splash attack!
Metapod, use harden!
Magikarp, use Splash attack!
Metapod, use harden!
Magikarp, use Splash attack!
Metapod, use harden!
Magikarp, use Splash attack!
Metapod, use harden!

And it keeps going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on until someone gives up...

Drflash55 said:
And it keeps going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on until someone gives up...

No then after the PP is used up they use struggle and battle! :3

It's like the unstoppable force vs. the immovable object... except, in this case, more like the stoppable force vs. the movable object.

Or a blunt spear vs. a defenseless shield.