"Do you know where I can find a supporting bra, I'm tired of these things hanging out.

"I know we just meet. Here is my number. Call me Maybe?"

"Do you ever look in the mirror think: 'what wattage is my microwave?'"

Tigerskunk said:
"I know we just meet. Here is my number. Call me Maybe?"

dkbdn365 said:
"Do you know where I can find a supporting bra, I'm tired of these things hanging out.

Great, now I can't think of anything witty. >~<

"Do you know the way to..."

Where's the bathroom?

"Do you have an STD"
Or
"Are you gay?"

"What military action led to the conclusion of the First Chechen War?

How do you remove crabs ?

"Where in the world IS Carmen Sandiego?"

"What is a man?!"

user_15243 said:
"Do you ever look in the mirror think: 'what wattage is my microwave?'"

HAHAHA!

"Are you fine with anal?"

*IT'S A TRAP!*

Oh Renamon... <3 <3 <3 <3
Fucking lucky guy! C'mon, kiss her gently!..

WHAT...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked... I mean, Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

"When do we eat?"

"Would you like a cock meat sandwich?"

"They say vice is nice. But is incest really best?"
or
"Are you really my father?"

"What would you do for a Klondike bar?"

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

A batman reference, an Airplane reference and a Castlevania reference. Fucking win

"May I ask you something?"
"You just did."

''How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?''

"Didja ever go to make a pork sausage, and find it's got hairs all over it?"

do you have any grey poupon ?

"When will world war 3 begin?"

"Did you smell that?"

"Why do you never look up at me when we talk?"

Charpentier said:
WHAT...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

An African or European swallow?

Do you like.... WAFFLES?

"Do you even lift?"

"Are we all going to die down here?"

ObviousPanda said:
Where's the bathroom?

THERE IS NO BATHROOM!

Charpentier said:
WHAT...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

yes X3 ^

"Can you see why kids love Cinammon Toast Crunch?"

"What is the deal with airline food?"

"whats an apple turnover, when potatoes make bad jokes?"

"Can you wash cloths in the dish washer?"

"where is brian?"

Harvey Dent...can we trust him?

"Doctor Who?"

i want to see what happend after !

Taztherogue said:
THERE IS NO BATHROOM!

the furry response
"you're looking at it"

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money for all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Did you leave the stove on?

Where's Waldo?

related http://e621.net/post/show/349156/2013-back-black_nose-black_sclera-blue_eyes-body_m

cacklejackal said:
"Do you even lift?"

you sir made my day

You know how if you put a towel in the dryer it's all warm and cozy, have you ever put a towel in the freezer then used it to dry off with after taking a shower?

Could I borrow your underwear for 10 minutes?

Where's Waldo?

"Who is about to be the luckiest fanboy ever?"

Is my horse amazing?

"You up for a three way with my twin sister?"

"Who's Phone?"

"Are you a virgin."

"Does this look infected to you?"

WHAT THE FUCK IS A SONIC!?!?

What does the fox a say?

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!

"Can you take me to...

FUNKYTAOWN!?"

Charpentier said:
WHAT...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

poop1551 said:
An African or European swallow?

You guys. I must meet you and shake your hands. You two are awesome!

"How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?"

"Why does goo float?"

"When you close the refrigerator does the little light stay on?"

"If carrots are good for your eyes can they dial a phone?"

"Why is someone in the kitchen with Dina?"

"are you fred flintstone? cause i can make your bedrock"

"do you like pudding?"

wanna be my tamer?

Why don't I make the front page anymore?

"who is... the green hornet?"

"Do they speak English in What?"

Why is six afraid of seven?

"Do you know the muffin man?"

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

poop1551 said:
An African or European swallow?

How do you know so much about swallows?

"SAY WHAT AGAIN SAY WHAT AGAIN I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER SAY WHAT ONE MORE GOD DAMNED TIME"

Why humans look that Digibox all day?

"How to you know if chuck norris is in the same room with you, if you can't see him?"

(Sorry if bad English)

“N-NANI?!”

How is babby formed?

"What's the Wi-Fi password?"

furballs_dc said:
"Do you know the way to..."

St. Louie?