I'd sign that petition

"Look are you gonna sign this or will it be your surviving family members?"

"You gotta be fuckin' kidding."

"Aah, good thinking, Isabelle, Kohl and Lieberman needed to be put in their places anyways. This'll require application thru the proper Congressional channels though, so we're going to need to work quickly. Here, I'm gonna need two collated copies of that for the records, and a follow-up call. This could take the rest of the evening, best put some coffee on and get the lights on in here, these scented candles are nice, but I can't see. I'll be in my office, thank you for bringing this to my attention! Might want to change into something a bit less brief too, Isabelle, it's going to be cold tonite."
Isabelle: -_- ...