Let's be honest, nowadays if a dragon showed up, this would be most people's reaction...

well most people who fantasize sure would... the commmon people would indeed use their phones taking pictures or recording videos. it would spread like wild fire over the net..especially things like youtube and tiktok, it will be all over the news aswell. that dragon will end up being so camera shy by the time they are on fox or any other network.

Do they make the Big Gulp in tanker size?

here for the Nachos

Red Bull gives you wiiings

Looks like a deleted scene from that Will Smith movie "Blight"

"Yo bro, do a flip"

Scales probably just wants a slurpee.