pussywillow moonsugar (the lusty argonian maid and etc) created by caedere, koofins, oniontrain, and valsalia
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TRANSLATION:
-Gee, you sure are strong, digging with that hoe all day like that!
-The Silt Striders of Vvardenfell carve trenches like you're making here, just by walking around on their towering legs!
-They are highly adapted for moving across the volcanic plains, you see.
-In fact, if we imported them here, they could be used to spark an agricultural revolution! It's a super smart idea, don't you think? And, and, then you could stop hoe-ing the dirt and spend time with your new girlfriend!
-Ohhh, they're simply spectacular creatures! If only you could bear witness to the majesty of such specimens!
-It's just an issue of transportation, really! A single egg-laying female could, theoretically, populate the whole country, given enough time and-
-AAAAA

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    NightCrawler69

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    Basically you can turn anyone into anything whether intentionally or through passing as long as it's brought up in conversation
    That's scary

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    Kaazie

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    shadowmarine said:
    I remember that thing from Solstheim. Freaky hearing it in the distance, though Revus was a good guy.

    I always found it comforting. Then again i really like the silt striders. Always taking me places with stolen money

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    The Curious Argonian

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    This is how the word will be doomed... This! THIS! THIS?! XD All the deadra lords hwo tried to take Nirn before where all amateurs. AMATEURS!!! But Sheogorath? His the real deal. XD The curse is evolving and hwo knows where it will go next. XD Anyway, what, how, why?! That dude, just! GRHAAA!!!! XD If these things go on, than the Shivering Isles will melt together with Nirn and it will be the "Shivering Nirn" or something like that. XD But than again, I don't really think that would be Sheogoraths plan at any level. His chaoticly smart enough to know, if he would/could absorb Nirn and make it his own than after sometime, it would lose it's most important "part"; it's free choices of creativity, which makes it that much interesting for Uncle Sheo in the first place. Well, atleast that's what I like to think or more like, hope for. ;) Oh, and the most important thing! Indeed, those shoes are perfectly highlight her eye colors and... WHY DOES THAT THING STILL HAVE BOOOOOBS?!?!?!?! XD

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    AerothallJi

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    g0atboi said:
    Where's Jyggalag when you need him?

    He’s likely to not exist at the time this comic takes place.. aka the cycle between Sheogorath and J’yggalag is already broken at the time.

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