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*head esplodes*

Gives a whole new meaning to 'Face Fucking'

I see the guy saying "Please... No teeth."

Someone needs to really rethink their risk/reward assessment...

The face I could deal with, but the grandma hairdo? Nope.

Maybe she is a granma .

Dragon3076 said:
Gives a whole new meaning to 'Face Fucking'

A person really could call her a "fuck face" now.

lol... that's one of your contained monsters from the film The Cabin in the Woods... XD

ChristopherWolf said:
The face I could deal with, but the grandma hairdo? Nope.

It's not a "grandma hairdo", it's a hair bun. And it's common for ballerinas and gymnasts, which she is, to tie their hair up. Imbecile.

how does she see?

Reminds me of the Sarlacc from Return of the Jedi.

Still a better love story than Twilight. No, seriously. I'm not even kidding.

Just when i thought i'd seen it all.

Cabin in the Woods porn.
Well done Internet.
Well done.

This is hot :)

where's this cabin now? some kinky stuff goin' on over there

Aderic said:
A person really could call her a "fuck face" now.

LOL made my day

I've heard of Vaginal Dentata, but this piece has catapulted things to a new level 83

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Now that the Ancient Ones have discovered porn, the Ritual has gotten messier.

That looks like it would be so painful; If I tried to do the splits like that, something would probably tear and bleed.