This is the way wild Vaporeon attract sailors, and to be honest it is very effective.

I could die, but I would die in the arms of a pretty Vaporeon

If you see this while underwater...there is no salvation.

POV: You're a chair

tripolith said:
POV: You're a chair

Not a bad fate at all

It surely is an hypnotic view, a perfect Vaporeon as always

Oh? You're approaching me?

What an asshole. Wait, I messed up my grammar there. I meant, what? An asshole?

*Sonic drowning music ensues*

When did Vaporeon learned that attack?

skiziy said:
Oh? You're approaching me?

I can't fuck the shit out of you without getting closer.

roshi180 said:
I can't fuck the shit out of you without getting closer.

CAMRA MAN: How tf are u talking underwater

onemoman said:
What an asshole. Wait, I messed up my grammar there. I meant, what? An asshole?

[INITIATING SHUTDOWN PROCESS]