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  • Hipster fox dislikes the long checkout line at American Apparel. Good thing they allowed him in with his fair-trade Ecuadorian french-press blonde roast.

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  • Starbucks, huh? Yeah, if you like your beans mainstream. I have a little family-owned place I go to that imports them from a country where they fish the coffee beans out of a koala's ass and press the coffee by hand in goat's milk. Three people know about the place. Yeah, it costs more, but it's so worth it.

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  • ubervoop said:
    So when the heck did "hipster" become synonamous with bowties?

    It is difficult to pull off a bow tie without one of three things: a tuxedo, a handlebar moustache, or a TARDIS.

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