Reality seems a lot more fun and romantic in this case.

Rip this guy's pelvic bone

recordplayer said:
Reality seems a lot more fun and romantic in this case.

Yeah you'd think that up until that Round 16 dehydration hits and ya ding dong's puffing out powdered milk

"you good?"

Aaaw, that's hot and adorable

Omae wa mou...

ninetailedhornyfox said:
Omae wa mou...

"You're already fucked"

[ Insert cloaker noise from payday 2 ]

"it's 3 A.M. I must be lonely."

I see no problems there. ^_^
Go with the 2nd option if your partner doesn't get the hints.

3b said:
romantic and fun? basically getting forcefully fucked and drained out of all your cum while your girl is being vicious with it sounds romantic and fun to you?

i mean, when you're so goddamn lonely you jack off on a furry porn site, just about any real action sounds romantic and fun by comparison.

mrbuttrey said:
[ Insert cloaker noise from payday 2 ]

"COME GET SOME"

That Is Simultaneously Really Hot And Really Scary

Semi-fitting music

anticitizenone said:
Semi-fitting music

more fitting music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVbyQkn6GWg&pp=ygUNZGVhdGggd2hpc3RsZQ%3D%3D

Wrong question should I asked if she had the Gatorade and special pills ready. Because if she shows up with that sleep becomes a luxury rather than a privilege

Scaroused

user_494863 said:
Yeah you'd think that up until that Round 16 dehydration hits and ya ding dong's puffing out powdered milk

Worth it