That is not a handle.

My girl uses it as a handle, too.

logitech said:
That is not a handle.

Clearly you are inexperienced. :P

If the girl says it's a handle, you better believe it's a handle. If you don't, you are going to be in a world of pain.

logitech said:
That is not a handle.

except for when used properly, but that defeats the whole purpose of a girlfriend.

Smirnoff said:
My mom uses it as a handle, too.

Fix'd

It's not a penis, it's a pepper mill! Give it a twist!

Seems to be more of a leash in this particular situation.

Thats it girls. Sometimes you just gotta grab your man by the cock to get his attention.

it's not a handle, it's a leash!

Why does her hair have eyes.

The better to see you with, my dear.

isn't that what most girls do? Lead you about by the cock?

maybe

logitech said:
That is not a handle.

who says???

logitech said:
That is not a handle.

That's a space station.

Alateriel said:
That's a space station.

*yawn*

dragoboy789 said:
who mah lord says?!

Fix'd

if she's not paying attention, she'll forget which hand is on the door

logitech said:
That is not a handle.

silly girl

"Now it's got you by the balls, it won't let go until you fall..."
Of course, I recognize that she's not got him by the BALLS (technically,) but if you think about it, she has him symbolically by the balls...

logitech said:
That is not a handle.

Smirnoff said:
My girl uses it as a handle, too.

Ur right, Its not a handle...its a Joystick! X333

Wulf'sSaraii said:
Fix'd

lmfao