How I am alive right now?
You do not know the power of the horny side.

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folmhaigh said:
Humans in Pokémon are durable as FUCK, he'll be fiiiiiine

Example: Boss fights in Legends: Arceus

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trainer literally to horny to die

folmhaigh said:
or just ash lifting the fucking 2204.4 lb pokemon known as Cosmoem WITH THE PALMS OF HIS HANDS

I think ash is god