Uh oh

Y’know, I was wondering what the Elden Ring equivalent of the Chaos Ring would be.

It wasn’t until I got it that I realized I would’ve gotten it for completing an equally excruciating set of tasks as the CR that I didn’t want it to be my reward for just about anything.

Thanks, FromSoftware, for ruining my trust in games again.

also nice work dude(tte)

Seriously as soon as Zoryas gave me this fucking thing I just screamed. All that work, all the fighting, all for this adorable snek maiden, and this is what I get.

I honestly couldn't tell if I was laughing hysterically or sobbing uncontrollably cause of just how absurd this was

I could saw. On the description of the item, not the word printed, but the true word : "get fuck't tarnished"

Thank you Zorayas, my beautiful Daughter, for this no-good, very bad, awful, horrible Talisman. I will wear it with pride throughout the rest of my playthrough.

Now we can share the pain TOGETHAA

She gets a happy ending but at Fromsoft we make sure you don't get one.

It's interesting how people view different rewards in games.
When I got given it, I read what it did and it's description and realised she was holding onto it because it makes you take more damage...the suicidal snake maiden was holding a item that makes you die faster, because she wanted something or someone to come along and kill her.
Then when you refuse to kill her she thinks about her life, decides she doesn't want to die and hands it to you...it's the equivalent of her handing you the pill bottle.

skoom said:
It's interesting how people view different rewards in games.
When I got given it, I read what it did and it's description and realised she was holding onto it because it makes you take more damage...the suicidal snake maiden was holding a item that makes you die faster, because she wanted something or someone to come along and kill her.
Then when you refuse to kill her she thinks about her life, decides she doesn't want to die and hands it to you...it's the equivalent of her handing you the pill bottle.

Oh my gosh I didn't even think of this. That actually makes the reward hit so much harder.

skoom said:
It's interesting how people view different rewards in games.
When I got given it, I read what it did and it's description and realised she was holding onto it because it makes you take more damage...the suicidal snake maiden was holding a item that makes you die faster, because she wanted something or someone to come along and kill her.
Then when you refuse to kill her she thinks about her life, decides she doesn't want to die and hands it to you...it's the equivalent of her handing you the pill bottle.