Borzocario

me returning to my 15 pound chunk of uranium-235 after 700 million years to see that it has now been reduced to 7.5 lbs

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[OBSERVANTLY] pint bery

POV: You are the Pinap Berry
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Me looking at bottomless pit to see that is in fact now with a bottom

Not sure how this image makes me feel

observe the bery

Snoooooooot

Piña

lord foogario the 2st enjoying dinner

nobaboba said:
me returning to my 15 pound chunk of uranium-235 after 700 million years to see that it has now been reduced to 7.5 lbs

Me after returning to my block of hydrogen-5 after 0.0000000000000000000000866 seconds to discover that half of it has decayed

Me returning to my block of carbon which I placed 95 miles below the Earth's surface after 2.4 billion years to find it has become diamond

(This joke took several Google searches, please upvote)

vsauce6000 said:
Me returning to my block of carbon which I placed 95 miles below the Earth's surface after 2.4 billion years to find it has become diamond

(This joke took several Google searches, please upvote)

That effort deserves not only an upvote but a VPOTD (Virtual Pat on The Back)
Pat pat.

let me do it for you

What the dog doin

thw pineappler

me returning to my crop of starf berries in after 96 hours to find out they're now grown

me returning to my cut pineapple top I placed in soil after 18 to 32 months to find that a new pineapple has grown

Canine pokémon drawn as actual dogs will never not be unfunny to me

orchid501st said:
Canine pokémon drawn as actual dogs will never not be unfunny to me

You mean never be unfunny? Because “never not be unfunny” means it never will be funny

nobaboba said:
me returning to my 15 pound chunk of uranium-235 after 700 million years to see that it has now been reduced to 7.5 lbs

Can't like rn

Sad boi times :<

so there was this one bully
let's call him shitgut...

me returning to the comments every few months to see if there are any new funny ones