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Zephesh
MemberSo complete honesty here... can you actually sleep through that? Ive seen this joke many times, im just wondering if you can realistically sleep through such a thing.
vandred
Memberlucid dreams and thinking yourself to climax are things. i can believe some people can sleep thru a good time.
BillyoMalloy
MemberGuess you could say he’s a *hard* sleeper
“WHEEEEZ”
Sir Fappington
BlockedWell, he wasn't wrong about the heat.. just a different kind
SomeRandomGuySRG
Membersleeping under the blanket in summer? no wonder he sweats like a monster.
SomethingRandom
MemberProbably depends on the person. I wake up if I hear a bird, but I've also had to shake people awake. It might just blend into the dream like needing to pee can.
KnottyZoe
MemberThe dog's name is Summer, and she's in heat, clearly.
What is mosquitoes?
powermachine
MemberCan confirm
UseRubber
MemberI saw this one on iFunny
Daltonstuff
MemberSame
UseRubber
MemberIdk, maybe find someone to test it out with.
Officer Hotpants
MemberThere's a saying int he pokemon world similar to one in ours...
Fennik1987
MemberI got woke up just from the vibration of my phone,no sound just vibration.
AnonymousBoi
MemberRelatable
insanemane
MemberI know someone who sleeps like a fucking log, had to shake em, blast music, and yell their name at the same time just for them to slowly wake up. It's crazy that sleepers like that exist.
Zephesh
MemberI'm honestly jealous. I sleep so badly that I don't feel rested even after a normal night's sleep. A noise will wake me up at 2am even if I'm 4 hours in and in whatever REM sleep or whatever it's called.
404namenotfound
MemberI have this weird thing where I have three blankets in the summer, and five or six in the winter and I'm still cold at night. No idea what it is.
kingofnowere
Memberi happen to be like this. i have sleeped so soundly my mom lets it be known if its early enough of a time that i wont be waking *usally before noon* i sleep so soundly you can go ransack my room and i would only know at the end BUT i also take an hour to fall asleep so. be known
tbh a good medium density blanket will keep me comfy in summer and warm and the winter. also i have a window AS TALL AS ME so it dont help my temp control in there. so if he has a big window its not as problematic.
Temeku
MemberYou were picking up good vibrations and it gave you excitations
JohnZebo
MemberDamn this is hot
TheGlitcher
Member*normal conversation*
"You're lookin' more shit than usual"
Furry shad owo
MemberIma be honest. That IS a normal conversation to me.
DirtyDoggyThoughts
MemberIf i found out that my pokemon practiced draining kiss on me while i slept, i wouldnt mind
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