What a cute little critter, I'm sure that device in it's hands is purely wholesome and not at all malicious

Tired of the non-stop monster houses, Furret prepares to commit a federal offense.

YOU RECEIVE: mail
Contains: plumbing

"sorry we are out of hashbrowns"
me:

Bane to puppet wizards, giant vampire lady, killer robots, zombies and now, Monster houses

congratulations, its a-

Woah, pipe bomb.
I wonder what happens if I-