aww, Kyra missing her son that much, too sweet. she is gonna WRECK him when he gets home. lol

Amon will have a beautiful night in a moment.

ODE TO A SNAKE DICK

being words of wisdom and electrons

Beware the lure of Hypno-Peen
Guard yourself against its spell
For once this snake-dong you have seen
You can kiss restraint farewell

Sleep will evade you through the night
As you imagine feel, and taste
And the white fountain, such a sight
With not a drop to waste

The phone screen's glow illuminates
Mutual cock-flattery
Watching each other masturbate
And-- FUCK! I'm out of battery!

Words of wisdom oft-ignored, but they are no joke:
Charge your phone before you start your whackin' session, folks.

weaselsmasher said:

ODE TO A SNAKE DICKbeing words of wisdom and electronsBeware the lure of Hypno-PeenGuard yourself against its spellFor once this snake-dong you have seenYou can kiss restraint farewellSleep will evade you through the nightAs you imagine feel, and tasteAnd the white fountain, such a sightWith not a drop to wasteThe phone screen's glow illuminatesMutual cock-flatteryWatching each other masturbateAnd-- FUCK! I'm out of battery!Always charge your phone before your nightly whackin' session, folks.

this made me chuckle lol

weaselsmasher said:

ODE TO A SNAKE DICK

being words of wisdom and electrons

Beware the lure of Hypno-Peen
Guard yourself against its spell
For once this snake-dong you have seen
You can kiss restraint farewell

Sleep will evade you through the night
As you imagine feel, and taste
And the white fountain, such a sight
With not a drop to waste

The phone screen's glow illuminates
Mutual cock-flattery
Watching each other masturbate
And-- FUCK! I'm out of battery!

Words of wisdom oft-ignored, but they are no joke:
Charge your phone before you start your whackin' session, folks.

I'm screen capping this lol

weaselsmasher said:

ODE TO A SNAKE DICK

being words of wisdom and electrons

Beware the lure of Hypno-Peen
Guard yourself against its spell
For once this snake-dong you have seen
You can kiss restraint farewell

Sleep will evade you through the night
As you imagine feel, and taste
And the white fountain, such a sight
With not a drop to waste

The phone screen's glow illuminates
Mutual cock-flattery
Watching each other masturbate
And-- FUCK! I'm out of battery!

Words of wisdom oft-ignored, but they are no joke:
Charge your phone before you start your whackin' session, folks.

This is some Nat geographic level stuff good job very funny

I have a feeling Monique might not really be asleep...

I have never seen an adult send a dick pic before. Feels weird.

Man, Carbie is such a cute little critter!

crayontail01 said:
I have never seen an adult send a dick pic before. Feels weird.

Ayo? What you mean by that

Not trying to be that guy but,
Awooga! *Eyes pop out of head, jap drops, tounge rolls onto floor, heart pops out of chest, trumpets play, stem blasts out of ears, fireworks shoot out of head*

welp, now i know how this comics plots gonna pan out XD

fractal_shard said:
welp, now i know how this comics plots gonna pan out XD

Do share!

Wait for it... the two will do a nude send-off

daddydragoncc said:
aww, Kyra missing her son that much, too sweet. she is gonna WRECK him when he gets home. lol

dinodicker said:
Ayo? What you mean by that

I mean the concept of an adult sending a dick pic is something that I never even thought was possible.

crayontail01 said:
I mean the concept of an adult sending a dick pic is something that I never even thought was possible.

how old are you...?

atrolux said:
how old are you...?

Every generation thinks they're the ones to invent sex. There is some evidence to the contrary...

weaselsmasher said:

ODE TO A SNAKE DICK

being words of wisdom and electrons

Beware the lure of Hypno-Peen
Guard yourself against its spell
For once this snake-dong you have seen
You can kiss restraint farewell

Sleep will evade you through the night
As you imagine feel, and taste
And the white fountain, such a sight
With not a drop to waste

The phone screen's glow illuminates
Mutual cock-flattery
Watching each other masturbate
And-- FUCK! I'm out of battery!

Words of wisdom oft-ignored, but they are no joke:
Charge your phone before you start your whackin' session, folks.

My favorite comment in A long time.

When your mom sends you a dick pic

belleagured said:
When your mom sends you a dick pic

#Relateable

Dead?