smol aamon created by james howard
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He heard about a job opening.
Better luck next time, Charles.

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  • aomikan said:
    I'd vote for him.

    Arthur: You don't vote for kings!
    Woman: Well 'ow'd you become king then?
    (holy music up)
    Arthur: The Lady of the Lake-- her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite,
    held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by
    divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why
    I am your king!

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  • kaderwolfen said:
    *snip*

    Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

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  • If I went around claiming I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!

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