i NEEEEEEED this bong

zedorasa said:
i NEEEEEEED this bong

This EXACT thought went through my head too

dong bong?

Nice bong, where can i find one

My friend had a pipe exactly like this. Well, not exactly like this, because it was a pipe, not a bong. The bowl was contained in the knot, and the mouthpiece was a hole at the tip of the dick. When I was but a teen, some random douche actually called the cops on me and a couple friends of mine because they were smoking weed at a bus stop. We weren't even near anyone. We didn't see who called the cops on us though so they must have been further away. This was 10 years ago, back before weed was legalized here in Canada.

But even then, I live in BC and literally everyone and their dog smokes weed here and ever before it was legal, people would always smoke in public places, just about anywhere and everywhere. Cannabis use is so common (even amongst police) that they almost never busted people just for petty possession or personal use, even in public like that. It's so messed up that in many parts of the word, people will go to jail for literally like a half ounce or even less. I've always lived here and people smoke weed anywhere, wherever you go. Big part of the culture in my province I guess. So it just made no sense why these cops cared so much that instead of just giving us a warning and telling us to move along (like what would normally happen) they decided to illegally search us, a bunch of kids. They went through all of our bags, made us empty our pockets, and confiscated my friend's weed.

They then proceeded to destroy and confiscate everyone's paraphernalia. They took all our grinders and smashed all the pipes that were made of glass or ceramic. It was only a few pipes though. They did this right then and there on the pavement. Made a mess and everything. I didn't smoke as much as my friends, so I didn't have anything on me, but my friend had this realistic glass dog dick pipe that I guess he used ironically. Cop stomped it. I remember him saying something along the lines of "sorry about your dog dick". So unnecessary. Just complete overkill and a total violation of our rights. Things are much different now though. We literally have government run cannabis stores now and weed dealers are basically not a thing because there's no need for a black market when everyone can just go to the store.

Oh no, Weed smoking tomboy cat girlfriend, my ultimate weakness...:3