Yes, this is USA, they don't teach you how to read, but they will teach you how to turn your beloved M16 into a fleshlight in 5 simple steps! USA!

USB! USB!

Who needs books when he can have GUNS? Books are for children and nerds.

America! FUCK YEAH!!!

If the purpose of this picture was to lower my confidence in America, then it failed. It couldn't get any lower.

Futachimaru said:
If the purpose of this picture was to lower my confidence in America, then it failed. It couldn't get any lower.

This.... yeah.... definitely this.

lol y do they maek u taek english in hi scool i alredy no how 2 spek it

liek dis if u cri evry tiem

steeljackrabbit said:
liek dis if u cri evry tiem

I cry every time i see your icon...

Book? Never heared of that weapon factory...

Wow, I dont feel insulted or anything, but I am an american that read books, Does that make me a nerd?

misspriss said:
Wow, I dont feel insulted or anything, but I am an american that read books, Does that make me a nerd?

it makes you a FAGGOT

at least according to this picture.

´merica

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chdgs said:
lol y do they maek u taek english in hi scool i alredy no how 2 spek it

Better yet, we speak english yet we're required to still take mandatory english classes for 12 years of school..

AresBlaze said:
it makes you a FAGGOT

at least according to this picture.

Problem is, that in schools you have to read manditorially for 12 years, so by that count everyone who went to school is a faggot.

Mdf said:
Better yet, we speak english yet we're required to still take mandatory english classes for 12 years of school..

Yet most people on the Internet can't use it.

I had 3 beebee guns and a M1 grande in my house before i had the ABC history books for kids.
You losers got 1 or the other while i sit with both.
welcome to southwest Canada, or as you call in, California.

Well it's a month later and I'm back here again.. :3

Flamezombie said:
Not like that takes money or anything... Only reason I'm still here is because you know college is really fucking expensive. It's almost like our own government doesn't want us to be educated...

That's what we call the intentional dumbing down of America. After people saw what we were capable of doing in the 50's onwards to the 90's, "no no hay we make them stupid and ignorant again!". Furthermore, I listen to a lot of talk radio. Lots of folks called in saying that these days collage is "a great duce card that the government get's you to spend money on.", and that the only way you'll make good use of collage is if you get into one of those big name ones...

The america dream as I know it, have a good education which leads to a good job, a house, and a family... Go to collage and drown in debit or find out that no one is looking for anyone with a 4-year, the best hope they have - be a waitress at starbucks...
/greif

Why do you think we turned America, into Murica? Less to pronounce

Replace the book with the constitution and this picture is flawless!

*not holding a book

Thanks Obama

Am I the only one who likes reading books?

Yveltallover said:
Am I the only one who likes reading books?

Yes.

DarkShadowFlame said:
Yes.

Good luck in your future job.

Yveltallover said:
Good luck in your future job.

I already have a job, but you completely missed the joke/sarcasm, dude. :P

DarkShadowFlame said:
I already have a job, but you completely missed the joke/sarcasm, dude. :P

Probably not very good. BTW I don't tried to make a joke, if you read more you will probably see it (by "read" I don't mean forums and social sites)

sigh, accipitrids these days...

N..n..national h..hatred

"...and that was how China took over America, son. The Chinese used big, long words like rendezvous, and the CIA code breakers had no idea what was going on."

America: #19 highest IQ in the world (along with France, Norway, and Denmark), inventor of light-bulbs, airplanes, calculators, lightning rods, video games, credit cards, emails, and literally has more talented scientists than can be hired.

Yet it's famous for being stupid. Slow. Fucking. Clap.

Mdf said:
Well it's a month later and I'm back here again.. :3

That's what we call the intentional dumbing down of America. After people saw what we were capable of doing in the 50's onwards to the 90's, "no no hay we make them stupid and ignorant again!". Furthermore, I listen to a lot of talk radio. Lots of folks called in saying that these days collage is "a great duce card that the government get's you to spend money on.", and that the only way you'll make good use of collage is if you get into one of those big name ones...

The america dream as I know it, have a good education which leads to a good job, a house, and a family... Go to collage and drown in debit or find out that no one is looking for anyone with a 4-year, the best hope they have - be a waitress at starbucks...
/greif

And even then, introverts (like me and several others) would have to work with a big smile. Have you ever seen an depressed person work there, I don't believe I have, mostly white teens of both genders, and if I'm lucky at least 1 black man working the drive through. I question how people could love Scooters coffee, it's like uncovering a turd covered in vomit.

Counter-the-Courier said:
America: #19 highest IQ in the world (along with France, Norway, and Denmark), inventor of light-bulbs, airplanes, calculators, lightning rods, video games, credit cards, emails, and literally has more talented scientists than can be hired.

Yet it's famous for being stupid. Slow. Fucking. Clap.

Not just stupid, we also take "help" other countries for their resources and just recently, have started trying to get Iraq's nukes, like we had enough from that big competition with Russia. Not to mention, we pretty much used to pillage and rape other countries back in the Vietnam War.

America. Highest incarceration rates, and #1 threat to world peace by 24%

Naysayer1230 said:
Yet most people on the Internet can't use it.

Percentages of languages used on the internet:

5% English
20% Broken/simplified/abbreviated English
35% Other official languages
40% Primitive language known as "1337" or "l33t" that even our top experts still have a hard time decoding it.

just replace the book with the constitution and this would be perfect.

I think I'm like the only person I've met in real life who likes libraries, and I don't count because, in our country, any group that makes up between 40% and 49% and whose arguments aren't composed of nothing more than speaking until the other 51%-60% get tired of listening, don't count.

That's not an accusation, by the way. I just described a filibuster.

Hard to believe there were "Murica bad" blogs in 2006, equipped with generic CNN and Washington Post links. Guess that's what happens when you're bored and have no real problems to deal with.

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

I feel the sudden urge to read... I wonder why...