apricot and pokemon trainer (vaporeon copypasta and etc) created by bnbigus
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Man accidentally buys a sapient sex machine, an honest mistake.

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  • Poor guy (lucky bastard)
    All he wanted was be the very best (fucking pokemon)
    The prof got it all wrong (but it feels so right)

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  • xanthosgambit said:
    Question: Would this technically count as rape?

    My presumption based on his attitude, is that he doesn’t mind the sex, but prefers spending time battling wild pokemon. We don’t know his thoughts though, so maybe a “suggested_rape” tag would make the most sense.

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  • Him while at the therapy center: I lost my virginity to a Vaporeon at 10.
    Therapist: how?!
    Him: I bought it from a Pokémon store and little did I know it was notorious for screwing its trainers and you can guess what happened
    therapist:oh no…

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  • cadynn said:
    My presumption based on his attitude, is that he doesn’t mind the sex, but prefers spending time battling wild pokemon. We don’t know his thoughts though, so maybe a “suggested_rape” tag would make the most sense.

    A fitting profile picture you have there, Mr.Attorney

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  • Damm, the worst i know How It feel, becouse i love vaporeon (not im sexual way) i think cute and i love water type

    I try get water Stone for evolve but ALL my friend Bully me becouse of This, calling pervert and other things....
    I hate This copypasta qwq

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  • icebunny said:
    Damm, the worst i know How It feel, becouse i love vaporeon (not im sexual way) i think cute and i love water type

    I try get water Stone for evolve but ALL my friend Bully me becouse of This, calling pervert and other things....
    I hate This copypasta qwq

    You are here tho

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  • Suddenly very nostalgic. Funny thing is I loved being an eeveelution trainer in the games and just doing an entire play through with such a team.

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  • Mikers said:
    There is a reason why 10 years old Ash got to choose only from 3 pokemons

    He... Didn't tho... He was too late and got stuck with Pikachu.

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  • well i din't expected it to be so good can't wait for the next pages ^w^
    Apricot is top tyer wifu vaporon XD

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  • I'd be confused too, a tank that knows yawn scald protect AND wish is just insane. Esp if it's an hp tank that can use wish to fully heaI anyone on the team

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  • sounds about right. anyone who goes into the game completely innocent is going to be changed. and all the blame falls on that fish cat

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  • I have gotten people to rage quit ranked matches by saying parts of the copypasta whenever they killed me. 10/10 would recommended Vaporeon

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