A-ha! You fool! You rapscallion! You foul heathen, you! Thou hast fallen prey to my measly word-traps! When I proclaimed as such, that "The 'Otter guy' did it," the phrase in question had a second, much more discreet meaning! The word, 'Otter,' sounds quite much like 'Other!' Thus, I am proclaiming that it was not me who has committed the foul deed, but another separate individual! Not an 'Otter guy,' such logic would be absolutely foolish!

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