Can someone plz translate this

Zangoose: ... now then, Witness. Please state your name and occupation.
*Testifying*
Audino: W-well, I saw a bridge that was on fire, and a rainbow in the rain...
INTERRUPTED!!!
Zangoose: Excuse me, witness. Before stating your testimony, please provide your name and occupation first.
Audino: Ah, I-I'm so sorry! I've never been to a court before, so I'm a little nervous.
Zangoose: ... then, once again, please state your name and occupation.
*SKETCH* *SKETCH*
Audino: I'm Audino! And I'm a picture book author !
Lucario: Another one of those individualistic ones...

A pokemon ace attorney game this needs to be a thing

edit: Someone provided a proper translation above apparently

vortexter said:
* translation *

Hold it!

ahem thank you kindly for the translation !

Now that reminds me of that girl in Apollo justice ;(

daraix said:
A pokemon ace attorney game this needs to be a thing

There's already a Touhou one, so why not.

SilverFool64 said:
Now that reminds me of that girl in Apollo justice ;(

I thought that Audino was meant to be Vera Misham too.

A Lucario in court is terrifying. Going off dex entries you'd lose if one was going against you in court, or worse the judge is one. He'd know you were innocent or evil without even having to hear testimony.

Audino is toooo precious and pretty for thus world. X3