recca created by scappo
Viewing sample resized to 65% of original (view original) Loading...
Description

Jack in...

Commission for reccasenli :)

The house is so empty right now...roomies are off at London MCM expo, and most of the people I normally chat with are off doing interesting things. Ah well, at least I'm getting work done :3!

Blacklisted
  • Comments
  • Kiparis said:
    barring the immense pain of shoving things in your urethra.

    Don't worry. From the angle and the way it's covered around the base, I'm pretty sure that's a stunt cock. Pretty sure he's gonna plug it in, some Kanye West will start blaring from the speakers and he'll say something like, "I should've known only cockheads listen to that!"

    Try it at your next party, kids. It's a great ice breaker.

  • Reply
  • |
  • 7
  • Okay, so I just had to check. Turns out that a 6.35mm plug is hardly anything special in terms of size to shove down your cock. This pic makes them seem a lot larger than they actually are.

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0
  • ArdesCadaver said:
    Okay, so I just had to check. Turns out that a 6.35mm plug is hardly anything special in terms of size to shove down your cock. This pic makes them seem a lot larger than they actually are.

    *Implying that the size of the object and not the actual ACT of shoving something down your urethra is the problem...*

  • Reply
  • |
  • 5
  • Kiparis said:
    barring the immense pain of shoving things in your urethra.

    oh, ouch, I got it... but I pretty sure he's gonna plug that jack into the 3.5 mm output and make volume to max. IMO: vibrations of the favorite music is better.

  • Reply
  • |
  • 1
  • I thought he was going to plug the head phones into an actual music player and drop the bass to vibrate his balls, but you ruined my train of clean-ish thoughts

  • Reply
  • |
  • 1
  • I hope it's not the eq settings in front of him...or that would mean he's scooping the mids...

  • Reply
  • |
  • 0