She's not gonna smash you, she's going to pulverize you.

The perfect size for cuddling!

Airbags

If she gets a hold of you, there nothing else you can do other than to just let it happen. For she is the plow that broke the plain of every man's existence.

Holy shit, someone's down bad right now.

I mean, It's a pretty neat handwriting imo

I might be a girl, but that's a offer no one can refuse.

vixen_connoisseur said:
I might be a girl, but that's a offer no one can refuse.

Unless your dead

Yeaaaah still better than my handwriting.

Those are some huge boobs! i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol’ tonhongerekoogers. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.

New favorite image

groovypls said:
She's not gonna smash you, she's going to pulverize you.

Honestly that would be the best way to go.
Death by snu snu, I mean.

tripolith said:
The perfect size for cuddling!

Good luck cuddling that

halofanboy said:
Good luck cuddling that it's like trying to cuddle a 6 foot water balloons

She has such a way with words...

lmao by the end of the night, you bout to be paralyzed

groovypls said:
She's not gonna smash you, she's going to pulverize you.

Death by snu snu.

the one time I tried lightly squeezing someone's head with my thighs, their ears popped and they got a nose bleed. I no longer allow people near the hydralic press that compose my thighs